Which one of you mother-fuckers locked the best thread this forum has ever seen? Whoever it was, be prepared to be stoned. With sticks. Because we're too poor for rocks. Edit: Ahahahahahaha! It has the most views out of any thread on Random Thoughts! That's the best thing ever. Fuck you, lovey-dovey threads! Death threats rule all!
Dammit, why you? You know I could never beat you with sticks. Fine, I'll let you off the hook for now. FOR NOW.
If I wanted to see a moronic, childish, unimaginitive insult, I would read just about every other thread on HipForums.