The ONLY 2 Problems I Have With Weed

The only two problems I seem to have with weed are:

1. I become a sloppy-ass retard.

Food flies out of my mouth, I drool, I become very dopey, etc. (I mean it happens more than usual when I'm high!)

2. I am WAY too broke.

This one is self-explanatory. I can't wait for the day when a dime bag costs a dime, etc. Just like the hippies say it used to be like. I just don't want it to be as shitty as it was back then with no crystals and like 16 bowls for a buzz. NOT COOL!

Anyways, just thought I'd get that off my chest.

 

ya the only problem i have when i'm high is that i kind of lose the ability to talk well...

 

the only problems i got are i get chest congestion so i cant smoke alot only 4 or 5 bowls a day and i cant smoke blunts,if i go over that i cough up flem like crazy for a day which sucks,and i got no money right now im saving a bowl pack for a week just so i can smoke it on my day off,right now im thinking of sell my xanax for weed cause id rather smoke weed

 

my problems are:

1. occasionally I realize how ridiculously expensive weed is. Considering it does "grow on trees" (yeah I know it doesnt grow on TREES) it shouldnt be so goddamn pricey.

2. I often feel sad when I realize how much worse my highs are now from my early ones. I used to have all sorts of awesome revelations, not anymore.

 

RE: I become a sloppy-ass retard

Versus the erudite, reasoned and educated person you are normally?

 

I'm stoned right now!

Peace

 

Really the only problems worth mentioning from my smoking is the cost of buds, and the possible legal repurcussions.

 

lol, oh the negativity...

 

He's living life without cannabinoids

 

i live in vancouver, so its pretty damn cheap.....15$US for an eighth of mad chronic! its beautiful....

 

i dont like getting all tired afterwards, and the risk of getting busted

 

sometimes when im stoned, not allways, but sometimes i will stumble over my words or studder or something like that. doesnt allways happen tho which kinda puzzles me. it usually happens if i just woke up or if i just smoked alot of weed.

 

i found the problem was that i wouldnt do homework while stoned. but my last exam is tomorrow and i just picked up some nice bud, i dont think ill be having trouble with homeowkr in the future

 

My problem is that my eyes get wicked wicked wicked red and I look super blazed in front of my friends parents, who think I'm a huge druggie drop out, though only the drop out part is true (I graduated high school, just took a year off... and haven't worked at all.... and dont drive or do anything too constructive...)

Otherwise, sometimes I get introverted when I'm stoned and I have no idea why. Lately I've been thinking about really deep shit trying to figure out what there is in the depths of my psyche thats fucking my disposition and sociality up... so far I haven't found much =S Maybe it has something to do with doing nothing, but even if that was part of the problem, I've been feeling like this since before I left high school, so its something else...

 

If I wanted to hear an asshole, I'd fart.

 

I can talk fine i just forget about what i'm talkin about way too often.

 

Shit, that happens to me too! I'll start talking about something and just ramble on and on and then at the end of the speech I forget what I was even talking about in the first place lol.