For All You Kids Who Smoke At School

first of all, i think it is retarded - it's basically asking to get caught.
IF YOU WANT TO GET HIGH AT SCHOOL - FIND OTHER WAYS.

here are a few ideas
1. if you want to get baked, bring some pot brownies and eat them in the cafeteria far away from where the teachers go. Eat them fast and don't draw attention. If you don't like mj brownies, any fat-soluable food (peanut butter - firecrackers, cannaqueso, cannabutter on bread, etc.) will do.

2. if you want to be high during school but can't afford to make cannabis food due to anti-pot parents, get a hold of some rx opiates. You will feel really good and can pass it off. In fact, when you are on rx opiates, you make a really good conversationalist. You may nodd off a little but it's fine.

3. realize what you are doing if you smoke. If you get caught, you could face serious charges. It's one thing to be charged with possession, it's another thing to be charged with possession on school grounds. It is a serious offense. And, even if you don't get caught, what's the fun in toking up while being extremely paranoid? So, find a friend who's parents allow it and go over there and toke freely without any paranoia.

 

yeah fuck drugs in school its easy to get busted and if you do bet busted your FUCKED, i use to do speed and drink and smoke weed before school and i always dodged getting caught i dont know how many times,not worth the trouble

 

Possesion on school grounds at our school (UK school mind you) is an after school detention. And the stuff taken off you. Supplying cannibis is a suspension for about a week.

Not really too risky to be honest, at worse you supply and are back in a week.

It's not retarded, maybe if you do it everyday, but don't tell me you never bunked off and went to a mates house for a joint and a beer?

Or went behind a school building with your mates and got baked?

 

well as some of u might know i just got caught at school...a couple times actually...but before that i was a pro at dodging teachers and getting caught...last week i took a hit in class for 2 bucks! lol it filled the room but the teacher didnt kno wut it was and just opened the window...but now that i finally gotcaught i think back and i say its not worth the trouble and paranoia...just get fucked in the ass at the end

 

I went to school BAKED LIKE A CAKE. I loved it. I felt absolutely zero paranoia and actually improved my classroom performance and raised my GPA from 2.5 to 3.5. But I ended up getting kicked out of two schools in less than a year for coming to school stoned. It was worth it, though.

 

so let me get this straight...your saying toking in school is bad, but your telling kids to take pills instead...

personally i think people shouldn't get high in school in the first place, but if you must, just dont be stupid about it, IE: go off school grounds, use visine, wash your hands, and just don't act like your high.
Not very hard....

 

The only tip you need is DON'T SMOKE AT SCHOOL.

Further, don't bring weed to school. If you do, and get caught, don't whine, bitch, or get pissed, because you were asking for it and you deserved it.

 

Fuck You

 

Just do what mellow says, and by the time i go back to class i'm not really that high.

 

there are a few points i would like to make


1. The US is VERY different from the UK. Although not legal, mj is heavily decriminalized. You say selling mj to someone is a one week suspension. I know that around here doing such a thing is expulsion from all the public schools in the county.

2. Smoking a bowl in class is halarious, but is retarded. It's just as retarded as the kid on hipforums who said he brought pot brownies for a food class and layed it out in the classroom, thinking nobody knew what it was, in front of everyone and the teacher ended up eating some.

3. I see your point about the pills. However, like pot, pills have dependence/abuse potential as well. And i wasn't saying that it is cool to eat an entire 80mg oxy and come to school. No, i meant if you want to get high, do it in the safest way that won't get caught.

4. TopNotch, it is very normal for people who use cannabis to have higher grades in school. MJ can help, hurt, or be ineffective to school grades. It all depends on how responsible you are.

5. It's one thing to come to school high, it's another thing to go through a 10-30 minute process of getting high that results in a very pungent noticeable odor. And when you go off somewhere and they find you coming back, they are gonna fuck with you about it. When you come to school baked, you can laugh, sleep, pay attention, or whatever you choose to do in class. The teacher will not notify the school officer simply because your eyes are red and you are dozing off, since this could simply be lack of sleep. If you reek of pot however, it's best that you have no pot on you.

 

QUOTE:ssj3gotenks:"It's just as retarded as the kid on hipforums who said he brought pot brownies for a food class and layed it out in the classroom, thinking nobody knew what it was, in front of everyone and the teacher ended up eating some.":QUOTE:

OMG! HAHAHAHA

 

man youre really paranoid, why would you need to be secretive about eating brownies? its not like part of the process of eating brownies is telling anyone that theyr weed brownies.. if anyone saw you quickly scoff down a nice looking cake or buscuit, that would definately be more suspicious than just eating it as if your mum packed it for your lunch?

i smoked in school and i went up the back of teh school behind buildings and amongst plants. it was fine. never got cought or anything. always smoke joints because theres no evidence then.

if it was too hard, then we'd sneak out and go to various spots around the neighborhood. when my friends could drive, we would just drive to a nearby street.

but you know what, im not gonna say its good or bad caus it was only like this in my circumstance. just like your conditions are only like it for your circumstance. if its dumb to smoke at your school, youll probably know.

that said, you have to be on your wits. i got suspended indefinately this year cought in a deal. this was because i let the other dude pull the shots, yadi yada, we got busted and we ought to have it was just in the middle of a group of people who had scattered by the time i got the money out.

that was stupid. however tehre really were a million other thigns we could have done in teh school and not got cought

i think its stupid to smoke in class, stupid to smoke in buildings,. but thats in my school, if youre teacher doesnt even know what weed smoke is then youre clearly in a different school to mine.

once you start telling people that opiates are in teh same league as weed, you might want to start looking at your own habits concerning them

 

Ahaahah... people are fucking stupid, sometimes. (Not that we all haven't been) I just have a wake and bake every morning. Generally, if I'm not stoned, someone is going to think something is wrong with me. Also, if you make firecrackers or brownies and eat them, make sure they kick in when you aren't giving a speech, presentation, or reading to the classs... this happened to me a week ago and I ended up saying "What man, that's fucked up" after reading a passage, but the teacher was cool and just laughed it off.

 

^ hahahahaha, that's great, I seriously just laughed out loud, because it reminds me of a speech my friend gave in Public Speaking class. He was swearing the whole time, it was ridiculous, because he didn't realize he was doing it. The subject was great, it was about how annoying old people are. Oh man I can't stop laughing.

I was thinking the same thing.

 

go here: http://www.hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=119184

you'll laugh your @$$ off

 

the best is waking and baking with a fat joint before school, since i get dank ass bud, i usually don't come down til about the end of the day, and going to school stoned is a lot of fun for those of you who haven't done it, just don't act too stupid, and youre alright

 

i don't think i would ever get high in school, before school, or before work. It would defeat the whole purpouse of being high. i don't want to do what people tell me when i'm high. i want to be able to just "get up and go" freely. without anyone bitching about it.

 

ssj3gotenks....that thread was the stupidest thread i have ever seen

 

oh man. this thread is stupid/ funny as hell at the same time.

my favorite part is when she goes "it's green- it's heatly" :&

 

I used to love going to high school baked as shit. I cann't imagine smoking in the classroom. I used to hit the grav with my friend and then walk to school, that sure made the day a hell of alot better.