2 chavs in a car with no music playing, who's driving ??? Tho police What do you say to a chav in a suit ??? Will the defendant please rise
what do you call a chavette in a white shellsuit? The bride. By the way, anyone dressed up as chavs tonight for Halloween?
Hahahaha, that's similar to what we said to my mate Mike not too long ago. I accused him of being a chav because he dresses like one. He said he didn't look like a chav when he wears a suit. My mate said to him, "No, you look like a chav in a court appearance."
Not that I support this gratuitious victimisation of a much maligned social grouping, but has anyone had a look at: www.chavscum.co.uk Have a look at what the chavs say in response to it, there's some priceless goth bashing going on. No I'm not being shallow and fashionist, but you've got to laugh....
They're not really a social grouping though. They're just a load of misguided individuals in large enough numbers to be mistaken for a social class of people. There are plenty of people out there you could call working class who definitely aren't chavs, and plenty of chavs from better off backgrounds - people who think Burberry actually looks good and can afford the genuine stuff for example.
One of the Burberry family goes to my college, he's definitely not a chav. Doesn't wear any Burberry either....
I don't like to generalise chavs by the clothes they wear. But it just so happens that the vast majority of un-educated, mis-guided, abusive, crude and violent scumbags happen to wear the same kinda thing.
also to pick a fight for no aparant reason !! Also Chavs are not depicted by what they wear but also on how they act & act towards other people
2 chavs in a car without any music. Whos driving? The police. What do chavs use as protection during sex? A bus shelter. What do you say to a chav in a suit? Will the defendant please stand....
oh and miss flett. If you enjoyed chavscum.co.uk, be sure to watch the chav flash cartoons on www.cecimoz.co.uk
Two chavs are playing a game of chicken but they both fall off the cliff at the same time, who wins? Society These are all hilarious!
What's the difference between a porcupine and a nova? The porcupine has pricks on the outside. What's the difference between a four week old bucket of cum, and a nova? The nova has a sound system. What do you call half the chavs, on the moon? A problem. What do you call -all- the chavs, on the moon? Problem solved.
Not really a joke but... The chavs at my school came up to me, my boyfriend, my friend and her boyfriend whilst we were sitting on the grass and told us we made them sick 'cause the boys had their arms round us and there was the occassional kiss. This was while they were chewing/speaking with their mouths open and had their hands down the front of their pants. We thought it was funny.
