What would you do if....

Here's a game me and my buddies often play, it involves asking the other what would he/she do if some random event occured.

What would you do if...

I bare ass farted on you're face...

you're walking down you're street with your mom and a midjet hobo stabs her in the spine then runs off...

that fat annoying bitch in you're class has to move in wth you on account of her house burns down, then you come home one day after smoking a fatty and find that she's eaten all you're food...

you wake up one day after a drunken night and find that fat annoying bitch in youre bed and you're not wearing any clothes...

If you find a huge breifcase of money in the forest...

If you find a carcass in the forest...

If i went crazy and ripped all my clothes off and ran amok in the streets with a canoe paddle, striking everone in sight...

feel free to contribute

 

A black rhino got into your house and cronicly ass raped your mother with his horn

 

What would you do if you saw a group of great danes gang-raping a gerbil in the mud while eating an ostrich on top of a winnebago in the middle of summer with snow falling from the sky during a tsunami at 3:27am........eastern time?

 

^^Id say Ive now seen it all

 

If you found a pound next to a mound on the ground of that high quality sticky ikcy ikcy.

 

^^^I'd smoke it.

 

What would you do if your ear lobe blew a fuse and started leaking pumpkin juice onto the floor of an aquarium full of milk jugs the color of ideas in the mind of a homosexual labrat that thought he was a peace officer from the arctic circle?

 

if i found a pound i'd go nuts, first thing i'd d is smoke and ounce bat

 

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how festive

 

What would you do if you walked into a tree and suddenly realised that you were purple as a result of fork poisoning after you ate a goose feather dipped in ketchup that was molded from overexposure to toejam?

 

what would you do if you woke up one morning, and everything was normal except there were no pairs of pants or underwear in your whole house

 

^^^wear a long shirt.

 

What would I do? I'd smoke a bowl.

 

what would you do if all your weed was replaced with crack.. and when you go to your dealer, he says '...sorry im out man... but do you want some crack? ive got plenty of crack...'

 

I'd buy the crack, then sell it for $5 more than I paid for it.

 

but dont you see? the crack addicts wont have any money to buy it from you??? youve got to smoke it or fuck the fat chick

 

Fuck the fat chick?! LOL

 

If you slept through 4/20...

 

What would you do if a penguin took a shit on your head while you were walking in an underground pillow full of peach cobbler while holding a marmaduke that was feeling kinda queasy because he ate too many napkins at the Taco Bell?