Is this the coolest man alive? (a tribute to marco hietala)

some would say yes



those people would be right



look at that hair

 

marco hietala?

 

marco hietala?


anyway, samuel L jackson is way cooler

 

cooler people:

jimmy page, robert plant, Samuel L. Jackson, Morgan Freeman, Chris.

 

He plays bass in Nightwish and sings/bass in Tarot



and Samuel L Jackson is NOT cooler :$


because Samuel is not a finnish heavy metal type person

 

exactly what makes him cooler

 

not one of those people has waist length hair ergo they aren't as cool

 

finnish heavy metal type person with blonde waist length hair

 

hair isnt every thing. your hair's hardly waist length either...

 

no no no. i meant the fact that samuel L jackson was cooler is that he isnt them.

 

the coolest guys ever

 

i'm well aware of that waist length takes what 5/6 years to grow? mine is only jaw...sides i only left nazi school 6 monthes ago

i never claimed to be cooler anyway, no ones cooler then marco


besides he did a pink floyd cover better then the band

(OOOH YOU GO SISTER)

 

syd barrett when young definitely

holy crap yes

 

impossible i'm afraid. i dont care what you think anyway short hair.

 

oh reginald, yes, idisagree!

 

his hair is prettier than mine

 

don't feel bad, his hair is prettier then everyones, and he's 39, which makes it more badass

 

oh baybeh yah!

 

oh yes!

 

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers, and you will know my name is The Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee.



now THAT is what makes Samuel L cooler