birdieflu

Discussion in 'Paranoid?' started by lovelightlisa, Oct 28, 2005.

  1. lovelightlisa

    lovelightlisa Senior Member

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    so yeah,
    if you eat meat, watch out cuz, where they kill birds, they kill other animals to so you could get it by eating cows or something,
    and if you have doves, or chicken and a veggiegarden and that chicken happily walks down yer garden, and you eat your veggie, you could get it,
    and if wash your clothes outside in a lake or river and ducks swim there, you could get it, and maybe if your hobby is watching birds you can get it
    and if your hot neighbor was at the zoo and watched the penguins and
    next day he's at your door and you fuck him, while you have a normal flu, you could get it too...so...yeah, birdieflu is gonna kill us all!!!!
     
  2. GreenBird

    GreenBird Member

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  3. lovelightlisa

    lovelightlisa Senior Member

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    uhuh! i know!

    and how about this: you live in this high flat building thing and the people that live above you are taking a shower and so arew you, and you know how sometimes in cheap places their waters comes boilin up in your shower? now what if those neighbour have the birdieflu, and you just dropped your soap, pick it up and accidently get something in your mouth eh? then what?!
    that's right!
    you get sick!
    that's what happens...
     
  4. Spiral Sea

    Spiral Sea Member

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    *ROTFL* Im not taking another shower untill the government says it's safe :eek: not that we have any upstairs neighbours but why take any risks? :rolleyes:

    actualy im quite worried that our doves and chickens will be destroyed if this disease comes closer,I really hate birdflu-obsessed politicians :mad:
     
  5. lovelightlisa

    lovelightlisa Senior Member

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    uhuh uhuh uhuh!!!! NEVER SHOWER AGAIN!!!!
     
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