Need ADVICE about Drug Tests

Discussion in 'Busted!' started by amberfilter, Oct 23, 2005.

  1. amberfilter

    amberfilter Member

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    Hey-

    I was wondering I have a FRIEND who smokes like once a week and she wants to know what she can do if she needs to pass an employment drug test?

    I have heard of drinking a bunch of water, cran juice, and salads with vinegar the day before, does that help?

    How far back can a drug test detect THC in your system?


    Thanks
     
  2. Beleg

    Beleg Member

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    Hmm, a FRIEND eh? :D

    Drink a lot of cran juice, then right before the test (like an hour), drink a lot of cran juice or water. When your "friend" is taking the test, tell her to take the sample mid-stream. Not at the start, or at the end, but right in the middle.
     
  3. d1212

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    Go buy the shit that clenses your system i got it before its called clearflush. It worked for my just follow instructions and drink at least a gallon of H2o a day
     
  4. ssj3gotenks

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    that is stupid. It doesn't garuntee that you'll pass and it's the worst experience. Plus those detox drinks are expensive and disgusting. No the answer is to buy synthetic urine. There are 9 or 10 states that it is illegal in and you can look that up on the internet. It costs no more than $20 for a one time use and it works all the time. what you do is buy a vial of the powdered pee and before you put it into a cup or whatever, put REALLY HOT water (like from a sink). Then to ensure the temperature is right get a digital thermometer or whatever you can use to test the temperature of a liquid to test the temperature. if it is between 90-100 deg F, then it's fine. Once you've determine the water is hot enough, add the powdered urine in and mix. You can stir it or shake it. Don't get scared if a little bit sticks to the bottom - you can easily use your finger or whatever to mix it in the solution. Lastly, have one of those glass cigar cases (the kind that you put a top on it so nothing comes out) and put it in there. This is perfect if this is a girl because she can stick it in her you know what. Doing this prevents them from finding out because they ask you to empty your pockets. Also, putting it in there also keeps the temperature. PM me if you need more help.
     
  5. d1212

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    Now that is stupid. Why buy fake piss thats just dumb. The cigar thing is a good idea though but dont buy fake piss. Just have a clean friend piss in 1 for you. When i was younger and didnt smoke i had 2 piss for a few of my older bros friends and it worked fine.
     
  6. SG69

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    THC can stay in your system for up to one month depending on how much you smoke, so drug tests can still detect it in your urine during this time period. The ONLY way to get it out sooner is to exercise. Time is the only other thing that will get it out. Masking or "faking" a drug test is another story though. To do this drink cranberry juice, take naicine, and drink 8 glasses of water right before you go test. You can also get some CERTO and drink it (mix it with coke or something it's pretty nasty tasteing). A friend of mine told me that his cousin toked up a day before her test and used CERTO to pass her test.
     
  7. Beleg

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    Could have also been a slow matabolism. My friend smoked 2 bowls like 12 hours before a test and passed, without doing anything.
     
  8. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    THC can stay in your system anywhere between 5 days to 45 days depending on your metabolism and how much you actually smoke.
     
  9. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    It also depends on the method of the drug test. Most places administer piss tests, but others do swab tests.
     
  10. geckopelli

    geckopelli Senior Member

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    A hair test goes back many months...

    If your friend is a once a week smoker, than just quit for two weeks before the test.
     
  11. mulch brother

    mulch brother Member

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    6 months or so...
     
  12. Keegan

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    So say if you didnt smoke for 3 days before a urine test, and you drank shitloads of water and cranberry juice before hand. What would be the likely hood of it coming out positive? Is there a way to pass a swab test? Might have to take one soon and Im mega paranoid due to extreme consuming of bud! lol

    Cranberry just changes the ph of your urine so how does that help a THC content test?
     
  13. psychoactive321

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    good 3 to 4 days and you can pass a swab test easy
     
  14. ConcealedCulture

    ConcealedCulture Senior Member

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  15. SG69

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    Just go get one of those Detox Drinks that have a 100% money back guarrantee or use synthetic urine. Or use CERTO, here that works.
     

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