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back in the USSR, i gave up smoking for a day, but i killed three men, so i took up smoking again because three is simply not enough

 

Thanks for all the encouragement guys

and yeah, Im probably gonna do that. Not so good at drawing but I write a lot so the next time I have a craving I'll just write something. Im just gonna do things that will keep my mind off wanting a cigarette. Im GONNA beat this thing

 

when you want a smoke, think of me, and that should divert your attention for a while

 

aha! good idea chris i shall do that!

 

i always think of my good buddy, communist kalashnokov

 

hahahah i bet u do

 

he's automatic, of the 47 variety

 

He seems to be getting on well. Glad he got over the clopsing of the USSR.

Chris wouldnt you make her desperate to have a fag?

 

im so good in bed, even the neighbors need a cigarette when im done :H

 

Hahahahahahahaha.

 

im always ready for folks to help test that theory

 

well, if its for the sake of science and testing theories and all *ahem* -looks around- i suppose i could help you out with that.....

 

of course in the name of science! i wouldnt dream of violating a young lady for pleasure...

 

oh yeh, chris does everything with entirley homnest intentions

 

look, if the police ask, it wasnt me man, so dont be questioning my intent

 

of course not. so *ahem* we will have to schedule some time for this experiment to take place....

 

well, when your over, train links are good to edinburgh...

 

alright then. springtime it is

 

ill put it into my diary

 

aha.