Accidentally went to work stoned..

Wasnt a fun experience, i thought i had to go to work at 6pm, but it was really 3pm, so right around 2pm i thought i would smoke a little and my high would go down by 6pm, so i took 2 big hits from a bong. Well, i didnt know i was late for work until 4pm, i was stoned as hell when i got the call.

The worst part? Both of my managers were there, as cashiers..wtf!!

The 2 1/2 hour experience of working at your new job completely stoned? Not fun =/

Oh yea, i work as a curtsey clerk so i have to pack groceries, help customers, etc..

 

hahahah. ah man that blowsss.

 

I love going to work stoned, depending on the job I have at the time. When I was working at Publix, I wouldn't even go to work unless I was stoned.

 

Im sure it can be fun, once you get to know the job and people who you are working with, knowing where everything is, but not 1 hour late stoned as hell going in unexpectedly.

 

That's true.

I went to work too fucked up one time. I ate 3 xanax bars and went to work at Publix. I was so fucked up that I left a whole pallet of milk and ice cream outside of the freezer for over two hours while I was on break. I ruined about $600 worth of milk and ice cream with this little mishap. I took the pallet out of the freezer so I could get to something in the back, but the xanax made me forget to put it back in the freezer. My boss could tell I was fucked up as hell and just told me to go home for the day. So I left and drove around for a few hours. I just came back the next day like nothing happened.

 

Haha, wow! glad i didnt fuck up that much

 

Yeah. I was surprised I didn't get fired. I would have been fired if it was a different manager that night. The manager that was there just happened to be pretty cool, she was also a fuckin meth addict.

 

Glad you didn't get caught, though. That woulda sucked even more.

 

that sucks dude, but at least you have a job where if you fucked up, the worst that can happen is you get fired...

 

I just put in my two week notice at publix haha

I got a job at Boston Market working under my friend who got promoted to assistant manager and his friend is the manager...so everyone that works there smokes

 

That sounds cool. I hated working at publix. They fired me, but I went out with a bang. A few minutes after they fired me I got on the intercom and said "John Hemmel fucks goats". John Hemmel was my boss that had just got finished firing me. Everyone in the store heard me say that shit, customers and all. In addition to being fired, I was banned from ever entering the store again because of my little intercom stunt.

 

haha. 101 things to do before you die, number 43 lol

 

haha, nice topnotch

 

lmao topnotch. Thats great. I'm sure u were upset about not being able to go back tho.lol

 

I go to work stoned all the time. I work at a movie theater. I'm the person who rips tickets and welcomes everybody, and then cleans up the messes. No one can tell the difference between me stoned and me normal, because I naturally seem high. It works out to my advantage

 

yeah.... i LOVE going to work stoned.... i work in a toy store, and i have to run the cashier, and help people on the floor and stuff... i am a lot nicer, and more helpful when i am stoned... its kinda funny, actuallly... the kids are so adorable, too!

 

I used to work at walmart...and it was the best going to work stoned....because I hated my job so much...I found being stoned, I could amuse myself much easier. I would even go out on my breaks and toke....damn...thats the only reason WHY I miss that job.

 

hahahahahhahahah. shit. what a trip.

 

Yeah I smoke on my breaks at publix...right in my car haha

Anyway, my new job starts friday...but since I put in my two week notice, I still have the schedule for friday at publix...so I plan on going out half baked style...

"Fuck you, fuck you...you're cool...peace, I'm out bitches!"

 

Lol, I naturally seem high also!