The duke of edinburgh is god

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by jonny2mad, Oct 9, 2005.

  1. jonny2mad

    jonny2mad Senior Member

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    The duke of edinburgh is worshiped as a god in some parts of the world

    do you think he could be god

    and if not him what famous or not famous person could be god

    considering that the duke of edinburgh is worshiped in africa and the south seas, would it be a good idea to have belivers in the uk that worships him
     
  2. jonny2mad

    jonny2mad Senior Member

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    Yaohnanen people of Vanuatu regarded Prince Philip as a god. ...

    some of his past remarks

    When visiting China in 1986, he told a group of British students, "If you stay here much longer, you'll all be slitty-eyed".
    After accepting a gift from a Kenyan native he replied, "You are a woman, aren't you?"
    "If it has four legs and is not a chair, has wings and is not an aeroplane, or swims and is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it." (1986)
    "British women can't cook." (1966)
    To a British student in Papua New Guinea: "You managed not to get eaten then?"
    Asked a Scottish driving instructor, "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough for them to pass the driving test?"
    On a visit to the new Welsh Assembly in Cardiff, he told a group of deaf children standing next to a Jamaican steel drum band, "Deaf? No wonder you are deaf standing so close to that racket."[3]
    He asked an Australian aborigine, "Still throwing spears?" (2002)
    Said to a Briton in Budapest, Hungary, "You can't have been here that long – you haven't got a pot belly." (1993)
    To the President of Nigeria, who was dressed in traditional Muslim robes, "You look like you're ready for bed!"
    Seeing a shoddily installed fuse box in a high-tech Edinburgh factory, HRH remarked that it looked "like it was put in by an Indian".[4]
    When a twelve-year-old boy told the Prince that he aspired to be an astronaut, His Highness responded, "You're too fat."
    On the Royal Navy ship HMS Boxer, when given a tour of the ship, which was quite extended, was quoted to have said, "Not another fucking chamber"
    On a visit to Exeter Cathedral, he asked a blind woman with a guide dog, "Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?"
    In 1983, after meeting then-San Francisco mayor Dianne Feinstein and several female supervisors, he remarked, "Aren't there any male officials?... This is a nanny city."



    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Philip,_Duke_of_Edinburgh
     
  3. moominmamma

    moominmamma Member

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    Hmmmm well from reading some of those quotes, really what the Duke of Edinburgh sounds like to me is an embarrassing elderly male relative.....similar to my grandfather who would shout at black athletic stars on the television " of course they're good at sport, it's all that swinging through the jungle,".....every family seems to have one of theses relatives and usually they are not worshipped.
     
  4. Spyder

    Spyder La dah de dah

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    he is great bless him

    completely idiotic, but its what we love
     
  5. jonny2mad

    jonny2mad Senior Member

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    well if man is made in gods own image you have to look at the majority of people and think what would that god be like .

    I can imagine a pretty bigotted uncaring vulgarian
     
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    But then again, and I know this is veering away a bit from the duke of edinburgh, if you took the best bit of everyone, the light in everyone's soul and took your notion of God from that, well that would be quite awesome.
     
  7. Sax_Machine

    Sax_Machine saxbend

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    I can think of 101 much better pubs!
     
  8. SelfStyled

    SelfStyled Banned

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    Whats this the Eton prep school sub forum?

    Phillip Stavroppolopololos or what ever that Greek freak's real name is aint a god anywhere.
    I read somewhere that some twits in Papa New Guinea thought his poisonous Mrs was a god.

    Basically tho it was all a big PR scam to get daft people in grass skirts bowing down and making a fuss.
    A bit of some chinless public school wonder saying "I say old boy lets have those little darkies being shown their place when His Majesty visits"

    These natives are amongsth the most primitive people on the planet.
    Some time back one of those parasites went over there on some silly Commonwealth /Empire exercise and gave them a radio to share-which they got completely baffled with voices coming out ofa piece of wood.
    Then some crap or other developed amongsth the tribal elders.
    The word "god" got confused "bringer of the rains" / "gift giver " etc by some daft, dsihonest toff
    on the PR team
    and the whole thing mushroomed.

    |Personally I think the people of the other side of Papua New Guinea had the right idea to boil him in a pot for dinner.
    Bet hed taste horrible.Poor bastards.

    Anyway , with any luck he'll get banged up for murdering that other fake Diana Spencer.
     
  9. Irish Hippy

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    HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, classic :p:p:p...thats 1 of the funniest things iv ever heard!!!! i dont like the sentiments at all, but i can imagine some crazy daft old bugger dancing around his chair shouting that. :p
     
  10. WayfaringStranger

    WayfaringStranger Corporate Slave #34

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    this post is pure poetry.
     
  11. Chipsy

    Chipsy Guest

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    I did bronze D of E award... which has some link! Yer it was ok, but we got hugely lost and still didn't fail. Its pretty impossible to though. Also couple of fellow D of E-ers met Prince Edward who is taking over the whole D of E thing.
     
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