Best Trippin Quotes

"I heard the color green" friend on magic mushrooms

 

wait where are my feet?-me
im gonna call you mur-someone else
there are so many roads to take and they all look so beautiful-me

 

These are all me on weed:

"I have snakes in my hair"

"...for some reason, I have to keep turning left"

"I'm oh-o-o-o...oh oh...oh...kay"

"This jerky tastes like blueberries"

"College is for the people, y'know. The people with...like...pencils and shit"

more to come

 

"I've just had the realization...that everything is made of cheese!! Made of CHEESE!!!" - me on too much ganja. i still believe that to this day

 

my buddy B referring to the whole research chemical scene-"what a crazy fucking hobby"

my buddy D on DOI (looking at a fast food register saying the price of 3.76)
-huhuh dude i thought that time right there was the price of the burgers
B-it is dude
D-no way the burgers are that cheap
me-so you thought the time was 3:76?
(much hilarity ensues)

me on DOI-"is sound matter?"

 

me - my legs are held together by a rope....! a stiff concrete rope!

 

B: oh my god, did you see that? (looking at a clump of trees)
me: hmm?
B: THE FACES!!!

later that night, sitting in view of a 711 parking lot:

me: The balding man is so drunk.
B: How can you not see the fucking hobos rising from the ground?
me: No way in hell they're getting my breakfast burrito, man.

 

Me:No, yu dont get it...the air feels so good/get those spiders off of me! (absinthe)

ME:"I got it! I finally go it! Niche got it right..god WAS around but he died along time ago and now were ALllLLLlll AllloooOOnnnNNNeee" (me after CCC's)
(skyes response):Why are you talking about god at 9am? Were getting ready to have breakfast with my parents and your talking about god?

Me: Woah...if I keep turning my head like this...ill go out the window..he look you can see the UNIVERSE out that window!
(note: I dont really remeber if I said this...but I REALLY meant to when I was thinking it..again CCC's)

 

" we could use a beer bottle for a trampoline"!

 

"me: oh man...
B: what?
me: i just used a shut up card."
i have no idea wtf i was talking about...

 

me - "Blink your eyes, and magical strobe lights will appear with haste"

 

duplexs for president.my firend(duplexs are cheap ass IGA cookies that are awesome and eat when ever i have munchys)

dude? i think your dog is satan,it wont stop humping my leg.me stoned

 

"You blindfolded me again you fucking green goblins..."
Me with my hands over my eyes on DXM

"The sun went out again. Fuck..."
Also me after my backlight on my Ipod turned off. Also on DXM

 

"fuck, i forgot to breath again" - my first time on salvia

 

all from yesterday on mushrooms:

"These spaceships seem so normal to me now" -me

"What is this device, and how do I use it" -me, refering to a kleenex

"dammit, I've got a bad case of 'the grin' again" -me, refering to a grin that i couldn't control

coming down in B's room
B: "its cold in here"
Me "it is, in fact, 'room' tempurature"
[laughter ensued for about 10 minutes afterwards]

not alot of goofy quotes cause it was more of serious spiritual trip, but it was a great time

 

That takes the cake. Ahh, the wonders of tryptamines.

 

Me and friend sitting on couch, throwing pencils at the ground, watching them bounce:
"Woah! That was a good one!"

Me touching a tapestry of a fairy on her butt
"woo...look at her go...she can shake her butt. bump. bump. bump."

"Your face looks like it's made of paint...it's kind of weird."

"We keep driving on these god damn roads! Where do all these fucking roads go?? Roads, roads, roads, roads. These fucking roads! Turn it up!"

"There's neon green snot pouring out of your noses, yall"

"Look at this cat....it's purple and green...and purs...this is one cool cat."

 

haha these are killin me man. they are halarious
me stoned out of my mind listening to music- "i cant concentrate enough to hear the sound"
haha it was a funny night.

 

"Root beer tastes like the stars"

 

I'm Freaking Out, Man!