I just call it masturbation.... I think I used to call it getting off too, but, eh, masturbation works fine too. why do you need funky names anyways?
me and my best friend refer to it as "having a wank" or dj-ing... me: "I think i wank too much" my friend: "hear hear"
I think men have a lot more terms for sex because they talk about it more. Women spend less time talking about it and more time doing it. Or that’s what they tell me anyway (grin)
I call it "getting me one" Used in a sentence: After I finish my homework, I'm gonna get me one. the one being a nut (although I almost always get at least 8)
Me and my friends will see a hot guy and be like "oh damn, just creamed myself", but that is really the extent of sexual talk about ourselves that doesn't involve guys.
Most women I have seen doing this seem to be very religious. They keep saying "OH GOD" repeatedly and shaking a lot. What I wonder more though is British people. Like we say I am going to Cum. So do they say I am about to arrive?
we say something like shag me, shag me darling, i'm near, awwwwwwwwwwwwwww i'm cumming, owwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, harder, harder. sorry got a bit carried away S
That's quite OK....LOL I like when the neighbors call us to turn down our TV and then I tell them we don't have it on!
sometimes i'll use porn before i masturbate, but not that frequently. My brain tends to come up with better fantasies/erotic material than the free porn on the net