hmm sooo... i havent made a thread in awhile

anyway. today i was listening to my parents conversation as i was putting on makeup. my mom apparently still thinks people are saying that she shits in corners (30 people to be exact), and now, she believes that they have planted human feces in an attempt to get her fired. she works as an electrician by the way, so .. yeah she works on construction buildings.

she claims that everyone there is talking about her and making fun of her. she claims that someone did *something* (i dunno what) and that they then said something. but at the moment, her glasses were off and she was having a hard time hearing (lmfao) so she doesnt know who it was or what they were saying or what they did.

meanwhile, my dad, who works with ese kids, some released from juvie, purposely bit himself today at work so he would draw blood. he did this so he wouldnt harm a child there, since they were all being extremely horrible.










my family is nuts

 

lol, sounds like fun to listen to.

 

i want a family like yours!!!!!!

 

hahahah mother o' god

 

And I thought my dad was messed up.

...Actually, his godfather was a Nazi fugitive.

 

my dad drove a vw bug off a cliff when he was like 15

 

ahha omg O_O ..
my moms STILL wearing a padlock on her pants.
shes been wearing one to work for the past few months to prove she isnt deficating in corners O_O

 

HAHAHAHAH SHELLY omfg AHHAHAHAHAHAH

 

lmfao

 

that so sounds like something my mom'd do lmfao i love it. padlock on the pants. HAHAHAHA

 

ahhah

 

hahahaha wtf?!


seriously...HAHAHAHA

 

wow.... empathizing with slightly crazy people really fucks this joke.......

 

Well you definitely can't say that you have a boring home life!

Too funny!

 

yeh my parents never seem to do anything remotely funny or stupid, sounds like a right laugh. im not sure if i really get the padlock idea but if she wants to lol

 

everybody has a crazy family