You know ur a pothead when...(very funny)

You Know You're a Pothead When...

You think the song "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead should replace the national anthem.

Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle.

Your bong is taller than your dog.

It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint.

You set your wedding date for 4/20.

You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday.

You spent your last bit of money to score some herbs and don't have enough gas money to get home but you don't care.

You start every sentence with - uhhh!.

You intentionally roll seeds in your joints on independence day so you can hear the popping because you don't have money to buy fireworks.

You eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week.

You wear sunglasses at night, and see better.

You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on the counter.

Your pot tray is fuller than your refrigerator.

Your bong gets washed more than your dishes.

You sell your car for gas money

You are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the cigarette in the ashtray and ask, "Is that my cigarette?"

You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home!

Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device....

Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone.

Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep."

You thought the ebola virus was a type of weed.

You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out.

You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other pothead friends.

 

lmfao, thats fucking hillarious. and whats sad is ive done almost all that

 

hahahha yep me too

 

um did you just read through the 'you know youre a stoner' threads and pick most of them out? if you see, weve already got a second edition of 'you know youre a stoner'. thats just rude

but some of those are good extras hehe

 

haha no this is POTHEAD thread..not stoner hhahaahah. completly different..right? (no...)

anyways ive read this b4 on the internet, but its pretty funny, and awfully true.

man, i DO eat at taco bell alot......

(p.s - sunshinelovepeace...wut is yer quote from in yer sig? it reminds me of this song but i dont remeber which..and u and yer friend(whichever u are) are both very prettay!)

 

^^^I'm pretty sure her quote is from Free Bird by Lynard Skynard
Great song

 

Hahaha very funny! like i did't see this a hundred times before

 

i can completely understand all of those and when i was goin down teh list i sent some to my friend only to read the last one and send that out too

 

well...damn...sorry for postin somethin i thought was funny...and no, i didnt pick out the ones from that thread, i havnt even read that thread...i just saw this on the internet n thought i would post it on here....my bad....:H


and DejaVoo, Mellow is right, the lyrics in my sig WERE from freebird and yes it is a great song. and thanks for the compliment as well.

 

you shouldnt have tried to be funny, you should have tried to be boring. really, really boring. ok?

 

that was funny

 

That was pretty funnyand clever , how did you think of that ?

 

she is actually the host body to an alienparasite.

 

pretty cool huh?

 

lol those are pretty good

hi.....yep lol

 

i dont like potheads,.......but i love too blaze it with my fellow stoners

 

sadly relatable...

 

I actually tried to get married on 4/20... sadly the judge was on vacation and we had to do it on 4/15.