I told my girlfriend to go to bed

Its the first time weve gone to bed togeher separately

I dont quite know what to make of it. I almost feel bad.

 

i told myself the same thing a few hours ago but here i am still up and at em,,, Who the fucks em?

 

Us pale scrawny dudes gotta stick together, huh?

 

We all should try to, strength in numbers ya know

 

wanna beer?

 

I could probably handle that right now, sounds pretty good

 

here ya go

 

thanks man, here take a rip off this

 

Now all we need is some jamz....


I got the thing...

 

jam it then

 

......

 

will you be our girlfriend?

 

give me a crate of cheese....

 

here ya go

 

i need more then that...thats a mini crate, Im talking about a crate so big, you can fit a body in it....

 

Damn cheese whores.

 

starving children in africa need somalia too..

 

i mean cheese.



I jsut find that messed up post too funny to edit

 

So why did you send your girlfriend to bed anyway?

 

heres a little secret, his girlfriend is really a Super Shop Vac 2000.....he just likes to put a wig on it and say its his girlfriend....