Funny(stupid) stuff to do in class

When in class, bother a sub by insisting that your pencil is the incarnation of Satan.




When in class, practice playing the air guitar.




Insist that the class play musical chairs before class begins to stimulate the right side of your brain.


Ask irrelevant questions during class: What was the total population of midgets in the year 1866?Why am I such a pathetic loser? or Where do babies come from?


13 minutes into class stand up and declare “I am Batman!” 5 minutes later have a friend stand up and declare that he is Tarzan, King of Jungle. Then stand up together and say “QUICK to the Bat Cave!” and dash out of the room.




Buy an unnecessary amount of pencils and sharpen them right when the teacher is trying to speak.


Sharpen your pencils until they are sharp enough to kill “just in case.”


Conduct a wedding ceremony for your pencil and pen during class; send out invitations to other people‘s pen‘s and pencils.


When in class, bother your teacher by having a staring contest with them.



When in class, start a game of full contact tag.




Proclaim your undying love to the teacher in the middle of class.



Impress your teacher by showing him/her that you can stick your fist in your mouth.




Stop class to tell the teacher “The other students are undressing me with their eyes.”



When in class, start a zipper race war (see who can zip and unzip there pants the fastest.)


Disturb other students by squawking like an eagle and then deny it.


When in class, shake your Sub’s hand every opportunity you get.


When in class: lend out all your pencils, tell the teacher they were stolen, and then deny you lent them out.



Jump on an older teacher’s back and chant “piggyback ride.” When you’re sent to the Office deny everything.


Decide out loud during class that crawdads can bite, are dangerous animals, and should be wiped from the face of the earth.


Stand up when the teacher is speaking and when told to sit down, sit down.




Make up a theme song to a show starring you and sing it during class.




Use an unnecessary amount of hand gestures while giving a presentation.



Tell your teacher proven facts are wiggety-wiggety-wack.


Respond to everything the teacher says with “that’s not what I heard.”




Sniff the air like a dog during class just to annoy others.




During class stand up and declare “ You can all stop worrying now, I found Waldo.”




While someone is giving a presentation, stand up and shout “YOU WANT SOME!” Then tauntingly smack your fist together.


During class initiate a game of “Truth or Dare.”


When in class, constantly fix a tie that’s not there.


During class make shadow puppets when no shadows are available.


Steal someone’s notebook and hide it in your shirt, when confronted act suspiciously unsuspicious.


During class stand up and invite the teacher to a sleep over.


Stand up during class and casually describe your underpants in great detail.


When in class, take your shoes off, place them on your head, and tell the teacher you feel more comfortable with them there.



During class: take off your shoe, pretend it’s a phone, dial, and have a friend answer his/her shoe phone.




Stand up during class and casually describe your underpants in great detail.

Act like your scuba diving during class.


Pretend your desk is a ship and try to initiate battles with other desks. Grunting like a pirate would make this even more effective.


Bother your teacher and classmates by insisting you are a long lost Spice Girl.



During class bother others by insisting your father is Elvis and he is going to perform at the next talent show.


Raise your hand and ask your teacher an absurd amount of times if you can wash your hands.


During class start a game of “See who can clap the fastest.”




Talk to yourself in third person and refer to yourself as Renaldo.


During class constantly make references to Gary Coleman and his height.




During class knock someone off their desk, then publicly announce your new non-violent philosophy.


Ride an imaginary scooter whenever you go to sharpen your pencil (sharpen your pencil A LOT).

Insist you need to sit on top of your desk for “personal reasons” you’d rather not discuss.

Convince the teacher you’re a badger.

Respond to your teacher’s questions in lyrical form.

Refer to all your male teachers as "Mr. Grinch or Mr. Scrooge." If sent to see the principal, say “I’m just getting in the Christmas spirit.” NOTE - This is most effective way before Christmas (October) or after Christmas.

Whenever the teacher starts to talk shout “TAKE IT OFF.”

Attempt to have all the girls in class sit on your lap and “tell you what they want for Christmas” when confronted by the teacher, say “Looks like someone’s getting a lump of coal.”

Insist that everyone should start class with a nice friendly session of Tae-Bo.

Attempt to start a classroom game of duck-duck-goose.

Write sad notes to yourself, read them a loud when class is silent, and get REALLY emotional.

Insist the class smells like dog poo when it really doesn’t, just to see how many people actually think it smells like dog poo.

Abruptly stand during class, shout “HEY LOOK OVER THERE!”, then casually sit back down like nothing happened.

Widdle a life-size statue of Charlie Brown out of pencils.

Pretend your desk is a racecar, shout at other students, tell them “GET THE HELL OFF THE ROAD!”

Imitate a cow by acting like your chewing cud, and then moo when the teacher walks by.

Lay down those funky beats by playing the drums on someone else’s head.

 

how about paying attention to the teacher and learning the subject (I must be getting old)
S

 

^ now now, that's no fun.

 

it's also fun to sit at the back and do that little head squishing thing with your thumb and index finger, like they did in Kids In The Hall

 

Nope, sexual harrassment. Don't try this one.

 

Me and my friend would just write stupid notes and illustrations about the other classmates.

 

i've done those ones, not too exciting but after reading that list i'm inspired!

 

my class was bad,
we used to make the french teacher cry on a weekly basis...although im glad i grew up a little bit

 

I'm printing this out.