according to the bible, we are only supposed to have sex to make christian babies and so this would exclude blow jobs as the seman discharged would not accomplish its god intended mission of impregnation but if the women receptor of the semen in the mouth quickly transfered the semen to her vagina and those guys got swimming to the target, then it would be christianically correct to give blowjobs for jesus
christians do a much better job of making themselves look bad than i ever could... read much pat roberson lately?
Yes a whimsical little goof about girls taking semen out of their mouths and putting it into their vaginas. How fanciful!
Yeah,it would be a much more efficient delivery system if the man just put his penis in her vagina before he ejaculated.Eliminate the whole turkey baster thing. Hey,you know why Baptists don't allow pre-marital sex? It leads to dancing!
i'm having this thread because in many christian states (the red ones) sodomy and forms of oral sex are forbidden due to biblical laws but if it could be argued that the blowjob was in pursuance of a christian baby, then the court would have to deem that blowjobs for jesus is biblically correct
they can really all shove it. anyone heard of the first amendment? you know, seperation of church and state AKA not shoving your religious shit down our throats. what fuckers. i motion for a national blowjob against christianity day.
