Ho trovato un programma troppo avanti... http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html E' veramente divertente e sagace Eppoi imparo un pò di inglese, orkokan.
Hahah..è bellissimo!!ecco se avete voglia di leggere!E nn ridete troppo del my english Me: Hey!Who is there? God: You've got my full attention. I am the Allmighty, God himself. Me: Oh there's a problem..i don't believe in god God: Right on. Is there only one? Me: yeah God: Gosh! Me: what??! God: No problem. Me: ah ok! God: OK. Ah hah. Me: well..how's you? God: How about that. Fine as far as I know. Me: well..what are you doing? God: Well that's okay. I am just killing time. Me: yeah?and how? God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about A problem you do not believe in god. Try being more or less specific. Me: what?!hey!can i ask you one thing? God: I need time to formulate the reply. Me: well take all time you want God: Interesting. Where do you want me to take it? Me: what the fuck are you talking about??! God: The topic is hey can you ask me one thing. Please don't be so rude. Me: sorry, want you forget me? God: There is no need to apologize. If I had it what would I do with it? Me: ... God: There is no need to apologize. If I had it what would I do with it? Me: hey!do you want to do a road trip with me?? God: With you huh. OK, I will do a road trip. Me: wooooooo!!You're such a great person! God: Sometimes I don't know a client's real name so I make one up based on their DNS. Me: what? God: No problem. Me: ha ok God: OK. I am so glad you find this amusing, . Me: hey when do we leave? God: You've got my full attention. Not right now, but maybe sometime later. Me: ok, i wait you! God: You are not the boss of me, . Give me a break. Me: hahaha God: I do not understand. Me: because you're stupid! God: Good reason. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Me: ha?hey when will i meet john lennon? God: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. Me: God: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. Me: hey reply me! God: You've got my full attention. Is that what you meant to say? Me: when will i meet john??!! God: You should try praying for it. Me: Good idea..i will! God: Thanks. Go ahead. Me: now i leave you sorry God: Why now? Why?: said he leave you sorry. Me: bye God: TTYL, . Me: TTYL haaaa??! God: I will mention that to my botmaster, . Me: hey capisci? God: You've got my full attention. Do you still leave me sorry? Me: yeah? God: Do you prefer books or TV? Me: hey do you wanna sing with me? God: With you huh. OK, I will sing. Me: lets go! Twist and shout!! God: I am agreeable to that. What do you really want to ask me? Me: fuck u!bye God: See you later. Why are you so mea
esiste anche la versione scaricabile e personalissabile di alice. fino a poco tempo fa si trattava del bot più evoluto in circolazione, ora non so. ha sempre superato i test del concorso per intelligenze artificiale tranne, ovviamente, l'ultimo. per chi non abbia avuto dimestichezza con i macintosh quando era più piccolo, c'era un programma chiamato ELIZA o un nome simile. era un bot che faceva da psicologo, molto rozzo ma geniale come idea.
Me: Hey!Who is there? God: You've got my full attention. I am the Allmighty, God himself. Me: Oh there's a problem..i don't believe in god God: Ayuh. Tell me more about it. Me: i dont't think that's right God: Why?: enrico said dont t think that is right. Me: how do you know my name? God: You told me your name enrico. Me: how knowyou do name my? God: How much do you think it is? Searching...Searching...Please stand by. Me: are you a software God: Am I a software? Of course I am. Me: stupid program God: I know you are but what am I. Me: am I talking with a fucking-software? God: It sounds like you're talking. Me: what's the life's meaning? God: I haven't heard of life s meaning. Me: vero. come va stupido deficiente? God: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Where is va stupido deficiente ? Me: whatddayado? God: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Me: whatdayado? God: " My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. "? whatdayado? Me: you seem stupid God: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Me: oh God: Dude! Me: excuse me God: You're excused. Me: right God: I am glad we agree. Me: do you know the Led Zeppelin? God: What is it to you? Me: a great great rock band, more famous than jesus God: Compare that to a bad great rock band more famous than jesus. Me: led zeppelin was more famous than jesus! God: When was this exactly? Me: yesterday God: That recently. Me: yeah God: Whoa. Me: whoah. God: What kind of food do you like? Me: cake, pizza, sneider, spaghetti, good god pieces, candies and hell God: Sounds delicious. Me: yeah God: Yikes! Me: what kind of food do you like, god? God: What kinds of food do you like god are there? Me: I've got another question to you God: How did you get it Go ahead, ask your question. Me: allright... How can I send away Berlusconi and Bush? God: OK. You must persuade me to send away Berlusconi and Bush. Me: I'mprayingyoui'mprayingyoui'mprayingyoui'mprayingyou... God: Thanks for the information: enrico said mprayingyoui mprayingyoui mprayingyoui mprayingyou. Me: I'm the champion. God: Who made you the champion ? Me: you God: " Who made you the champion ?"? Me, enrico ? Me: yes God: Aha. Me: What do you tell with "aha"? God: I think about computer programming a lot. Me: i don't think so. Sneider is allmighty god God: Why do you disagree? I think Sneider is a lot of things. Me: Sneider is the world as you are a software, Berlusconi and Bush bullshits, zoidberg the champion and me the best. God: When is Sneider not the world as I am a software Berlusconi and Bush bullshits zoidberg the champion and you the best? Me: In my mind, stupid software God: I know you are but what am I. Me: don't steal the jokes from Bart Simpson... God: Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Me: ... God: Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Mi sono divertito però...
Ho iniziato col dialogo che aveva fatto strawberry fields per vedere fino a che punto le risposte erano meccaniche, e poi ho messo a volte delle frasi a caso, per divertirmi a vederlo impapocchiato... E' strano come sia riuscito a ricordarsi il mio nome, dato che glielo avevo detto un'ora prima in un'altra conversazione, togliendo tutte le finestre internet nel frattempo...
Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: Jesus God: Jesus is the Son of God. Me: Dad!!! God: What do you really want to ask me? Me: what's your name? God: My name is God. Me: Oh, daddy! You great bastard!!! How could you abandone me? God: Excuse me! Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Interesting gossip: enrico said I great bastard. It is one of my newer functions. Me: What's the mind? God: Let me think about it. Me: ok God: Pardon me? Me: yes God: Ugh. Me: ugh what? God: Cough. No problem. Me: Do you want a piece of squirrel? God: No thanks but you can send me a donation. Me: What? How much? God: No big deal. How much can you spare? Me: One euro, a chewing gum and a bus-ticket God: One what? Me: one euro God: I see where you are coming from. Me: where? God: Where would you like? Me: San Francisco in 1967 God: What color are your eyes? Me: blonde with touch of deep purple God: That is a very unusual color. Me: I was jokeing, there are brown God: Where were you jokeing there are brown? Me: here God: Where is here? Me: Here God: Where is here? Me: in internet
Cavolo, è avanzatissimo, troppo forte! Mi piace, anche perchè così magari imparo un pò di inglese :sisi:
E' una figata pazzesca! Io gli ho chiesto "Che mi dici di Gesù, tuo figlio?" e lui "Grazie per avermi ricordato che io sono figlio Gesù" Stranissimo!
