What do you do when you take a poo?

just a weird ass question

I play an electronic solitary game...Sometimes I loose sometimes I win...I always walk away better if I win...I feel like I accomplished something well riding of my shit...haha...

 

I like turning the light off.

 

I eat it..

 

i make up songs, read books, and brush my hair
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I imagine Redman and a woman on a jetski below me.

"Wanda?! Ooh, bitch, I should piss on y'all like R. Kelly!"


But even if my feces makes streaks on that porcelain basin, I know the "enzymes and shit will collaborate into some kind of mixture that keeps the toilet mother-fuckin' sparkling."

 

Does it take you so long that you have to come up with things to do? I'm always in and out. I have some kind of bathroom phobia or something, so I'm always in a hurry to finish up and move on.

 

yeah, I can't understand why guys always seem to take forever in there. It takes me no longer to #2 than #1. Who wants to sit in there in their stink, ewww.

 

I just sit there.

Not only guys take forever. I know when I shit, I'm in there a good half hour or so.

 

i listen to music...

 

I text people, and give them a pretty good bog standard text.

Orrr I read/write but yeah I'm not really in for that long.. unless I'm in a taking my time mood haha.

 

I read the backs of shampoo bottles...

 

hahahaha

"I'll get the brown out"
hehehe

 

sometimes i read....

 

i read gaming magazines

 

whenever I am at my grandmas house, she has those globe, and national enquierer(sp) and star and all those in the bathroom and those are pretty funny to read..

 

in one inquierer i read, its showed jack nickolson. they zoomed up to his nose and you could see the tell tale sign of "coke ring" hehe. i dont blaim him though, it takes me a couple of rails just to get outta bed.

 

i generally just go in, sit down, read me sumpthin while doin my business, wipe a few times......get up flush, and wash my hands......sometimes i roll a joint while doin my business....nothin like a big hogger after droppin a log

 

i dont understand the 1/2 hr dump either. i must be a quick shitter. lol

 

i usually dont take long...unless i get into my game...then really that is why i am still sitting there... did you ever notice everyone bathroom has a different smell to it....not a bad one...just a different scent...

 

I can spend a long time on the potty doing various things such as working on a new song, or reading. When I was younger, I use to bring my little television in.