ummm....I pissed myself

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by missfontella, Jul 8, 2004.

  1. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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    I was 15 and had just gotten back from the swimming pool. My boyfriend started tickling me. Despite my repeated crys of "I gotta pee!", he did it until I peed all over my mom's leather couch.( I was wearing a wet bathing suit, it went right thru) I ran to the bathroom and stayed there for a half hour. When I got out, my bf had gotten the 409 and cleaned the couch. I wish I could find a guy like that now. I want somebody to clean up my piss. LMAO


    Point is, I went first. What's your MOST embarrassing moment?
     
  2. Cirrhosis

    Cirrhosis Banned

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    :eek: You're back!
     
  3. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    ok, after a Pop Warner football game, i was 10 at the time, i was changing in the car. and at the time i liked this cheerleader girl. as i was changing in the car riding down the street, her car came up next to my car as my ass was in the window only with my underwear on, which was muddy from the game. i was so embarassed.:)
     
  4. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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    yeah....my pms went away
     
  5. alex714

    alex714 To the Left

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    oh ive had plenty of embarasing moments, just the other day i was getting change out for subway fare and slipped on some water and fell right on my ass. that wasnt that bad i guess....

    but nothing will top the time in high school when i managed to blow snot on a test my teacher was giving me....haha, i dont even remeber how i did that, but i did.
     
  6. cherryiceangel

    cherryiceangel Member

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    That reminded me of one of my embarasing moments...I once fell asleep while we were watching a movie in history and at the end of class I woke up when the teacher tapped me on the shoulder...he was like "can i have your worksheet?"
    Without paying much attention I picked it up and handed it to him...he just looked at it and was like..."I think you should fill out a new one and get it to me by the end of the day" I looked at the worksheet and it was almost completely soaked with drool. The whole class just started to laugh at me for it.
     
  7. interval_illusion

    interval_illusion Deceased

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    i have pms now.

    and i peed on my leg whilst camping and drunk too years ago. :)
     
  8. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    my most humiliating moment was too recent to post here yet. it wasn't "i'm going to laugh so hard about this in a few years" kind of embarassing. it was sad.
     
  9. teepi

    teepi living my dream

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    I used to get some of my best sleep on my desk, but i hated it when you would JERK awake with a big jolt and like everyone would be looking at you.

    Drool in school rules.

    However in the blush dept......

    I started my period in the 6th grade...no warning...just a big red splotch on the back of my skirt when I stood up in science class.
    The skirt was yellow, black and white stripes.

    Another time I was on a bus and had been waiting for awhile, it was the last bus going where I needed to go and I had to piss but tried to hold it, I fought the piss and the piss won.
    I had on jeans and they were soaked, so was my seat. I got off the bus and walked right into the chesapeake bay.

    Another time my girlfriend and I were DRUUUUUNK and decided to leave the bar and go into the swimming pool at this swanky condo place, we got over the fence and got nakid and we of course could not be quiet and all of a sudden there was some big ass huge guy of a security guard....we didn't get in trouble, he wanted to come in with us...

    the list goes on...
     
  10. Fractual_

    Fractual_ cosmos factory

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    so i was trying on a thong over my shorts... and surprise! my friends brother comes in with a camera as i am taking it off, and one of my balls showed in the picture :eek: which they sent to me online later of course

    i have tripped many a staircases since goin to high school too, but those arent too bad. seen a buncha other kids do that too.
     
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