god damn "lover of cats"

I was ont he phone and I walked out onto the porch and this girl (kinda sexy) goes "do you know who's cat this is?" me:"yeah, it's mine why?"
she goes on and on about how
-"I am a lover of cats, I am in (some kinda animal association or some shit), and this cat is real sweet" "k.."
-"I always see this cat outside, I leave food out for it" me:"she likes it outside, if I kept her inside she would just be scratching at the dorr the whole time goin *insert cat noise I made*"
-"she really should have a collar" "I had a cat that got her tongue caught in a collar" "they make new kinds of collars that go around here *points to her own waist*"
-"I see her outside at like 2 in the morning" "cats can see in the dark" "don't you ever let her in?" "yeah... we let her in she eats, goes right back out"
-"she really should have a collar"
-"I always see her outside" "..." "how would you feel if she starved to death or was hit by a car?" (I look at the fatass cat laying there and wonder how much this girl feeds her) "she isn't gonna starve, we let her in to eat, we put her in and have the neighbor feed her when we go away..."
-"she really should have a collar, I am a lover of cats, and this cat is so sweet I don't wanna see her get hurt" "I'll talk to my mum about it"
but even after I said that I was takin in what she was sayin she jsut went on and on and on and on
GODDAMN I wanna kill everyone that cares for animals


your thoughts?

 

Guess you want me dead then.

 

But I do think that the girl was being overly pushy.

 

If shes really bothering you say, "I'm a lover of shut the hell up."

You should be nicer to your neighbors though. besides if shes hot, you know what turns her on already.

It's cats, which is kinda weird, but you can work with it.

Chin up.

 

Especially be nice to her if she feeds your cat while you're away. She might be loud, but at least she'll feed 'ya cat.

 

sounds to me she was trying to find common ground to make conversation with you. i think she probably was more interested in you than the cat, but i could definitely be wrong, i didnt see the conversation take place.

sounds like you gave her the cold shoulder. whatever though

 

you should have told her "great, now we can have dinner, thanks lady"....

 

should have been like, "wheres your collar,bitch?"

 

you kick ass

 

hahahaaa!!! that's great