Everything fucking sucks.

And on top of it all i gotta go to work.

 

welcome to reality.

 

You could always quit you're crappy taco job, sell you're tv to get a handgun, make you're way to the bank, and make a run for the border. I bet you're chances are a lot better then you'd think once you hit the freeway.

I'm just trying to cheer you up. My advice is to go to work, but you know what they say about when god closes a door and the hen house being open.

 

this is death though, so we'll see him on the news taking a taxi there and back...

 

Hah, then after he robs the bank, he tips 6%. :H

 

At least you're getting pussy again Death.

 

I shit you not somebody robbed the bank by my place then ran around the back of the building and hopped on the public bus and got away.

 

Wow. Now thats a caper.

 

See there Death, there's a positive!

 

If you say so...

 

better then the sock puppet..

 

sock puppets are too abrasive

 

pillowcase?

 

woven fabric was not meant to be rubbed repeatedly on the penis.

 

sausage casings...?

 

i'm sorry that you accept that as reality. they've got your soul by the balls, man.

 

Why, isn't it any good?