I've decided to stop taking care of myself.

I ran away from home when I was 16 and before that I had alot of the responsibility for raising my sibs hoisted on me and it seems like every relationship I've ever been in was with some ultra-needy clingazoid and you know what? I'm tired.

So. I've decided I've had enough and I've made a commitment to myself to become as helpless as I possibly can starting right now.

I'm going to start in little ways like; not bathing, not brushing my teeth, not keeping appointments...things like that.

If that goes well I'm going to go all the way with it and start sniffing spray paint until I qualify for admitance into a fullfledged mental hospital.

Wish me luck.

 

didnt read it







at all ok?

 

Well thanks for bumping my thread anyway.

 

will you make love to my inflatable chair?

 

ummmm
well i bid you good luck and possibly farewell naykidape

 

I guess I owe you that much.

 

while i make love to her on it an u watch in disbelief and horrid jealousyand internally combust

 

Much more imaginative than my spray paint idea.

 

Thanks KJ but I like the fruedian version of your quote in Nelo's post better,

 

just coz u wanna see dem titties and fuck my chair

 

i don't like your idea much, but can't hold ya back, i've done my share of "mental damage" good luck on your journey of mental insanity.

 

Thamks crystal. My life finally has a purpose.

 

ummmmmmmmmm

 

I dig it....i should get back on the booze.....sanity is pissing me off......

 

can u fucking dig a fucking hole for this fucking badger so they dont fucking arrest me for the badger since ur already fucking digging?

 

*yawn*

 

fucking a!

 

I often find myself wonderring wtf everybody's talking about and wishing I knew what the hell was going on.


This is not one of those times.

 

goood would u like some fuckin flavoring for that big shit club g bush is shoving down ur throat?

 

George Bush is one of the finest comedians of our time.