how good is your diet

how good to you think your diet is
how do you think you do at looking after the vitamins in your food
how many pestacides are in them
do you eat to much or too little
do you eat enough fibre

and what are you going to do about it?

 

i have an awful diet, i eat way too little, i go can go a day without food without realizing, i know i should eat more but i get by for the time being, i know i need to change it and will soon hopefully, i am a vegetetarian so thats makes things much harder, i have a limited amount of food i like without feeling sick
although i get my 5 or more a day of fruit and vegetables most days, and drink a lot of organic milk and juice, its not the best diet but its not full of fast food trash,
peace and love michael x

 

I eat only soil.

 

i'm on a student diet of water/pot noodles and toast

 

"i'm on a student diet of water/pot noodles and toast"

what happened to beans on toast

 

what diet?

 

organic vegan... beat that fuckers! muahahahaha erm ok:&

seriousley... we eat some shit these days dont we?

get an allotment, grow your own

 

I'll see your organic vegan and raise you one breathonian.

Yes, that's right, I'm now a breatheonian! I'm living on air, and maybe a little sunlight. At least between meals anyway....

 

hahaha, always having to go that one stage further

think you're pretty right on? huh? huh?

 

i eat mainly cereal, pop tarts, sprite remix and or cherry vanilla dr pepper. then theres always a side of pierogies, bagels, steak, and rasberries. and lots of water.

 

Amish Paradise - Weird Al (to the tune of Gangster's Paradise)

As i walk throught the valley where i harvest my grain,
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain.
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me,
you know I shun fancy things like electricity.
At 4:30 in the mornin' i'm milking cows,
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
and I've been milking and plowing so long that
even Ezekial thinks that my mind is gone.
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline,
got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin,
but if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine,
then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699.

(Chorus)
we've been spending most our lives living in an Amish Paradise,
I churn butter once or twice, living in an Amish Paradise,
It's hard work and sacrifice, living in an Amish Paradise,
We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish Paradise.


A local boy kicked me in the butt last week,
i just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek.
I don't really care, in fact I wish him well,
cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in Hell.
I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it,
an Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of.
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat,
and my homies agree i really look good in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears,
we haven't even payed the phone bill in 300 years,
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare,
we're just technologically impaired.

there's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single
luxury,
like robonson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be,

(chorus)
we've been spending most our lives living in an Amish Paradise,
we're just plain and simple guys, living in an Amish Paradise,
there's no time for sin and vice, living in an Amish Paradise,
We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an Amish Paradise

Hitching up the buggy, churning lots of butter,
raised a barn on Monday, soon i'll raise anutter
think you're really rightious?
think you're pure in heart?
well i know i'm a million times as humble as thou art.
I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts want to be like
on my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife.
so don't be vain, and don't be whiney,
or else my brother might have to get medieval on your hiney.

(chorus)
we've been spending most our lives living in an Amish Paradise,
We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an Amish Paradise,
there's no cops or traffic lights, living in an Amish Paradise,
But you'd probably think it bites, living in an Amish Paradise,

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
ah-ah
ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah,
yech!

Yep, that's me, as right on as that. Top that if you can....

 

I was just joking.... sorry, nothin to bold type here bud

Is it your time of the month?

 

Eeeek, no no no, you misunderstand, I'm bold typing to point out the passage that best sums up my holiness. Erm, sorry, humbleness. Damn, rumbled, the ego's got to me

 

Don't stop Sal gees , people love it when we quarrel...it brings in ratings

 

Eeeek, quarrel? Aaargh:s I didn't think we were. My sentances obviously aren't coming out right, I thought we were just teasing. If we are and you're just winding me up, then I really should be in bed right now....

 

Mwahahhaha , can I hold your coats if your gonna have a barney

 

i want to see a fight:O

 

Nope, I refuse. The only fight I'm having will be a poofight! *Lobs a big fat smelly pooball at Kat who, thinking it's just a mirror, stands perfectly still and gets a full blast*

 

ah yay a poofight, we havnt had one in ages!!


*loads up a catapault and throws it at poopheonix who wasnt paying attention as he was laughing too much at me...*

 

Oh god not this again

I'm off to UKHIppy til you both finish