if you could have any member between your legs

thank you I'm feeling all special now...hungover and ill and having to work this afternoon but none the less special

 

that's just wrong. really really wrong. I mean, I haven't really wanted sex for quite a while now but I'm not gonna limit myself until marriage (especially since I don't much beleive in it... livingn together and being in love is the same thing to me)

poor girl, I hope you have a good vibrator

 

nope don't own one. I had a prego scare and the dude suggested an abortion so I'm making sure that from now on my back is covered if I'm gonna be a baby mamma

 

When you are a fat ugly guy, you don't go gettin' all pick-and choose-y.

 

agreed, mike. i raise a beer to ya. except i can't drink it. i'll watch you drink beer with lust in my eyes...well hell, more for the beer than anything else. i really really miss beer. and i won't really want one when i finally give birth because i'll be totally doped up....

sorry, i'll take a heaping serving of tigerlily and hippievixen. psyche is naturally a given.

 

That is reason numero uno.

 

fucking brilliant thread!!