I cant get high!

Just take your hit, and then keep inhaling air until you can inhale no more. Then hold it for 5-10 seconds.

 

teh best test is actually a fun one: you take a hit, and then say 'my name is [your name]' without any smoking coming out of your mouth

hehe its a fun prank to play in order to blow smoke in someones face once in a while lol you go up to them after taking a drag of anything and theyre like 'no!' and your like 'what? whered all teh smoke go?' and theyre like *phew* and then you hit it on em!

 

lol! u are my hero.

 

yeah i tryed it on a empty stomach still nothing then i tryed smoking a normal cigarette, i inhaled it fine. i tryed a joint still nothing, maybe im one of those ppl who cant get high im growing my own plants now, im gonna using a bong see if that works.

 

I'm one of the people that gets FUCKED the first time. We were doing gravity bong hits at my friend's friend's house and one hit got me totally fucked. I actually greened out, then ate 2 bags of chips and started to ride my bike home. I just stopped, dropped my bike on the sidewalk, and laid down in the grass and slept for like 6 hours. I woke up and had a really bad sunburn which was kind of funny because my hair was coming down in front of my face and down past my eyes so it looked wierd. I didn't smoke up for like a year after that and I just totally got screwed out of my mind again off a gravity bong.

 

I was also thinking that maybe you don't smoke enough. One hit wont fuck you up, try smoking a couple bowls to yourself, double inhaling.

 

why dont u try have a "session" or "turbo" ...2-4 ppl needed...
sit in a circle or w/e ....take a puff keep it INSIDE (dont exhale) until the joint comes back to you...that really fuckes me up good......TRY IT.....or try getting high...alone....mayb its the enviroment...or mayb your friends arent really high

 

i still dont quite understand how you are so sure you inhaled properly? what makes you sure? i mean surre maybe you did but what actually makes you sure you did it properly?


anyway it would suck if you got busted for a grow op and never had even been high lol

 

haha thats a good idea. except my friends are retarded..."hold on maybe i should light it again" and i'm holding it til i get it back and almost pass out. haha dumbasses.

 

How many times have you tried smoking? If it's more than 3 or 4 times, you're either not likely to get high, or you're still doing it wrong. I'll restate my inhaling instructions: Take a small or medium sized hit, then keep inhaling air (not smoke) until your lungs can take no more. hold for 5 or so seconds, then exhale. repeat till you start feeling high.

Still, if you smoked that much...even inhaling improperly you'd still be high. didn't you say you had 22 hits? That should have easily gotten you stoned even if you're inhaling too shallow.

 

Dont smoke so much so that way when you smoke some good stuff your not immune to it

 

I got High! i smoked 2 joints and 2cm x 2cm x 0.4 x cm, and i was a little high not stoned . What Do You think It was?

 

huzzah, its a miracle! congrats raw =D

 

what do you mean, "What do you think it was"? It was you, being slightly high. There's no term for it, except maybe "buzzed"

Anyways, congrats.

 

whoa after two joints i'm usually trippin balls and a begginer gets a little high?

holy crap dude u have some of the strongest natural immunity ever. i mean i smoke only on weekends to keep my down but even against a seasoned pro thats pretty rough.

 

you are on your way to sucess my brother......just keep on smoking

 

Thanks, i got medium high last night after having 60 - 70 hits with my vaporizer had hash and bits of weed, prefer hash its smoother. My eyes went down a bit but i wasnt laughing or smileing just felt tired a relaxed.

 

hahahahahhaha....dude i so remember my first time being high...i smoked with my buddy nig and his boy brian...and some old dude who wanted to match us..he was a grungy motherfucker lol..but he could roll like a god...he rolled up what i had..i had like a 10 sac left...and he had like a 15 sac...into 2 FAT ASS joints..we smoked em both and nig was just teachin me how on the way..hes like dude just hit it hard...and breath in reallllllllllly deep until you cant breath in no more...if you cough...its cool...lots do...and i coughed so hard i thought my eyes were gunna fall out...but yea i didnt feel it until i walked out the door and got outside...i about fell down the stairs on the way to the car....then we got to my house...but i wanted mcdonalds...so we drove ALL the way across town again...just to get a small fry.....hahahahhaha shit that was a great time

 

The first time I got REALLLLLY high was the first time I hit the joint with all of my might. I hit that shit so hard I started crying. Tears were falling down my face and I was just grinning ear to ear. After that I played Conker's Bad Fur Day for the N64 and could not stop laughing, beacause that's a funny ass game even when you're not stoned.