Women, what is your ideal penis size?

This isn't intended to be a thread for men to brag about their massive genitals, nor to complain about their tiny genitals. I know there are lots of penis size threads, but they tend to get a bit off-topic, and it's always nice to gather some new responses.

So, everything else aside, if you could simply choose the size of your partner's penis, how large would you make it?

Length?
Girth?

I know it sounds a bit technical, but it's rather interesting. Regardless of the man's skills in the sack, what size do you prefer? And don't be worried about coming off as a size queen.

 

My bet is most women will prefer the following cock: a bit longer than average (though not that much), a lot thicker than average (very important) and a big strong well-pronounced 'mushroom' knob on top. :X

In short, Nacho Vidal's cock (girls, google).

Correct me if I'm wrong.

 

was that the result of that poll you made?

 

I think so, yes, even though "I only do schlongs the size of my arm" got a surprisingly high number of votes too.

 

As long as it's bigger than mine.

 

That sounds like a recipe for a delicious cream of mushroom soup.

 

however big my boyfriend is

 

What is your obsession with penis size?

I like 'em thick and relatively long. Just not crooked.