stoner quotes from random TV SHOWS, not movies..

marge - 'apu, your a lifesaver, all the other convience stores are closed this time of night!'

apu - at 11:30?!!! but thats the peak hour when stoned teenagers come in and buy shiny things!'

Shows Jimbo looking at Alluminum Foil "Its like a living mirror!"

Futerama-Hermes (The Jamacan Accountant) "I am calling the police! After I flush some things"

Hermes-"I am going home to relax in the traditional Jamacan way-Fileing documents"

Simpsons- Homer and Ned are driving towrds Las Vegas, they show a fire-apple red convertable driving the opposite way and show Duke and Dr. Gonzo, drawn like they are in the book, leaving
Duke "What did you think of Las Vegas?"
Gonzo "Meh, too many kids"
Not about smoking but the only F&L referance I have ever seen on TV

Homer talkin about his medical marijuana:"And it's legal. I could walk up to the President and blow smoke in his stupid monkey face, and he'd just have to sit there groovin' on it!"

Homer: Wow, that saxaphone would make a great pipe

Stewie: "You must be shrooming"

Peter: I should give you a beer, that will go right through you"
Stewie: "Oh yes, then we can light up a doobie and watch some porn"
Peter:"You..you wanna?"

There is also a Strangers with Candy episode where Jerry starts smoking again. It is packed with amazing lines
"Spark that spleeb"
"The only thing pot fixed was my life, think about that"
"Ahhh Cheif Big Bong must be on the warpath again"
Teacher asks Jerry what her pottery pice is
"Well lets just say....its a bong hahahahahah"

 

hahaha yea that line makes me laugh every time

 

hehe u rule, u knew all the cool quotes haha.
i especaily like that 'and its legal...so i cud jus go up 2 the preisdent blow smoke in stupid monkey face, and he wud jus have 2 sit there, groooovin on it' lol i 4got about THAT ONE!

 

peter:

"u dont wanna start messin with drugs kids, i tried em once in the 60's...things got way to real" cuts to a seen of sum1 dressed in a peter suite in real life lol that ones soo funny

and

that newsreporter guy on family guy (cant remember his name):

"wen the toads r like they produce an intense hallucinagenic euphoria...thats just great!"

 

red: is this what i think it is?
kelso: if by this you mean parpika, yes sir
kitty:hunny, paprikas red
kelso: green paprika

i didnt get it word for word, im to high. but it was hillarious. o that 70s show

 

That 70's show is the greatest!