I want to start a cult

And everybody knows the most important aspect of creating a cult is the name of the cult. Without the right name, a cult just wont take off. So my question to you is: what should i name my cult?

 

the holy brotherhood of the unseen eye

 

not bad
though i dont think holy would be a very good word to describe this cult with

 

the ascended brotherhood?

 

Boobies

then everyone would want to be in it...because who doesn't like boobies?

 

i like the cult of the dead cow, but unfortunately that ones already taken

 

the circle of the cursed bovine?

 

what about cult of the toxic avenger? or sgt. kabuki man?

or hell, just cult troma...we cam sit around and watch all the great Troma films all day

 

how does the cult of the brandished boobies sound?

 

oooh that actually sound like a good name....

that would work well on t shirts and the marketing campaign...

 

"massive sex cult of the leaders harem"


they couldn't say they didn't know what they were getting in to.....

 

though it would probably work better on hats

 

or demishirts.....

 

I want a cute girly tank

and supreme sex goddess dibs

 

what are your qualifications?

 

hmm...I have 34Ds...how is that for qualifications?

 

those are excellent qualifications, though im sorry we do not have an opening for a supreme sex goddess for the time being

There are however several other positions that you would qualify for

 

haha pun intended I'm sure.

 

oh hell I must be tired, I had to hunt for that pun......

 

tsk-tsk...I'm dissapointed...