tomorrow i have to do the pool unit for gym class first fucking period. Anyone know how to make a fake doctors note? or know what the hell i should do? And dont suggest for me to say i got my period, my asshole teacher doesnt give a shit.. help!
just refuse them, or get ur mom 2 go 2 the docter and write a random note. Mine, just zipped one out b/c we asked. It was quite funny. Or get an old note and tweek it, if u or some1 u know has any talent in that. If u need a sig then cut it out and photocopy it to the note. sometimes that works.
what's wrong with swimming? I mean, if you're genuinely allergic to chlorine or whatever they're cleaning it with, I understand. If you can't swim (like me), I understand. But if you just don't wanna, well, just skip out or skip of the whole day. if your'e going to be irresponsible, do it right
god i hated swimming. i'd manage to keep my boobs & stuff pretty well covered until we had to swim. then the little fuckers would go haywire cracking jokes over my flotation devices and such. assholes.
i would just say, if your teacher gets shitty say look mate i dont wanna wear a tampon and unless you want the water to look like a bloody shark attack i think you should just accept it. Or forget your stuff, fall over outside and hurt your knee, skip class, speak to another teacher you like and explain to them.
If you don't mind me asking, why don't you want to swim? I always loved swimming, so I don't really get it...
You could always forge a note. Print a a nice letterhead that says "From the desk of Dr. Blah, blah, blah." and some office name and fake address and stuff - print the letter head and write the rest (maybe have someone else write it). It is risky, though, because the teacher could always make a call to verify or something - but I doubt that would happen, teachers are usually pretty busy (gym teachers could be an exception, though). Make sure to write almost illegibly, doctors have a nack at that. What's the worst that could happen if you are caught? Are you prepared to deal with the consequences if you are? When I was in high school I probably woulda skipped anything I didn't want to do.
i like to swim on my own will, but you all can try jumping in a freezing cold pool at 830 in the morning, and then only getting 10 minutes to change into your clothes and get back to your next class sopping wet and see how long youd last
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Been there, done that. Dealing with stuff that is less than ideal is a part of growing up. What makes you so special that you should get out of doing what the rest of the people in your class have to do? If you had some problem, like worried about harrassment like kc had to deal with, I'd have sympathy, but expecting to get out of it "just because" is childish. Frankly, looking back, I'm glad I got stuck with swimming first hour instead of later in the day... It fixed my stupid delusion that I needed to have my hair just right and my make up perfect, since I didn't exactly have time to do much more than shower, change, comb my hair, and run off to my next class.
I had swimming in high school second hour. *shrugs* It's a part of life. We all have to do what we don't want to sometimes. At least you have an excuse for not looking perfect all day... And if your swimming section lasted as long as mine did, look at it this way, at least you only have to deal with it for a few weeks.
