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I Have Seen God Today!

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by -GOD-, Jul 7, 2004.

  1. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

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    ...as I was combing my hair in front of the mirror...
     
    -GOD-, Jul 7, 2004
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  3. MADHUACE

    MADHUACE Member

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    Please can u give us a discription:D
     
    MADHUACE, Jul 7, 2004
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  5. mixednuts

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    was he combing his hair too?
     
    mixednuts, Jul 7, 2004
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  7. -GOD-

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    Of course he was combing his hair? A mirror is a mirror - even here...

    What do I look like?

    Well, my dick is infinite. It would give any human male a complex. I am beautiful, beyond perfection - beyond beyond.
     
    -GOD-, Jul 7, 2004
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  9. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    were you combing your comb over...
     
    mystical_shroom, Jul 7, 2004
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  11. -GOD-

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    I have not given everyone the gift of phrase structuring...
     
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  13. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

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    um... you're so weird.
     
    cerridwen, Jul 7, 2004
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  15. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    How do you manage to shake it when you pee?
     
    daisymae, Jul 7, 2004
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  17. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    He doesn't shake it, he just lets the massive drops absorb into his giant undergarments
     
    seamonster66, Jul 7, 2004
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  19. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    LOL! God wears granny underwear.......
     
    daisymae, Jul 7, 2004
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  21. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    hahahaha....:p ...ur hilarious
     
    Willy_Wonka_27, Jul 7, 2004
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