8 ways to drive your man wild in bed

1. Show him photos of the mass dead of foreign countries.
2. Smack a bag of peas under his side of the matress.
3. Taunt him with bottled lice.
4. Lick your nipples until they start to go sore.
5. Get one of those cool football rattles. Wait until he's about to fall asleep...and then wave it around and around until he wakes up. Repeat.
6. Bury cheese in the garden and influence it with your mystic girl/homosexual powers.
7. Find out who he fantasises about and then locate photoes of them. Soil the images with your excrement and earwax. wave them around outside and show the neighbours.
8. Suck his fat cock until he creams over your lips. Be sure to use liberal tongue and not to neglect his balls.

 

wtf!?

 

erm.. ok then... :S

 

.......that was odd......

 

that drove me wild just reading it

 

#6 got my panties wet

 

whait, what? I dont get this one. YOU FAILED

 

Is a canadian jokes we are not suposed to understand it. You remember = Second city TV the canadian version of Saturday night live or Mad TV actually the first shows of SCTV was kind of funny but then it got korny as hell.

 

actually,, I forgot to post which one i didbt get

Bury cheese in the garden and influence it with your mystic girl/homosexual powers

#6

 

No.8 would work for me