Im for real... WHat would your reaction be if you actually saw that happen? I mean she didnt even get hurt, just a red mark. just out of the blue some girls ass just bursts into flames
Then i would offer to represent her in court, for a nominal fee. I would embelish the facts when she was suing keyocera. since i was a witness, i would be like, "there was a super loud boom and plastic shrapnel hit me in the face and almost put my eye out.