If someone would like to.....

get to know the new BugMan............PM me! Or just post a question for me on the forums. I'd be glad to share!

 

Do you own a shop vac...
and do you have pillowcases/socks under your mattress

 

Shop vac? No.

Pillowcases and socks. Yes. Some of each. Whenever I beat off, I wipe it on a sock or pillowcase and stuff it under my mattress so my mom doesn't find it. Why?

 

A better question would be....
Why do you taut yourself as a gay whore?

 

ahhh father and son bickering again...

 

TMI
You really didn't need to answer my question. The answer was all too obvious.

 

I dance in vacant elevators with my cat

 

men in NH use the word "bug" when they are refering to pussy, while I was living in AZ nobody had heard of using the word bug in that way. So maybe bugman is from the Northeast and just telling us that he likes pussy best.

 

I heard different. I heard bugger meant coitus of the anus

 

Good call Squawkers.

I doooooooo like the ladies.

 

yeah, imitation pussy...

 

You need a boyfriend or..........something.

 

Yippie, I got 1 right... and ya said I ain't right about anything.

 

I provide boy friend like services at a minimal cost. My staff is fully trained in chivalrous and badboy behavior, which ever a lady may choose

 

i have one believe it or not...( and no i dont pay him either..)


i dont like this new bugman, i miss the old one..
Its like starting off reading Mad Magazine and then switched to Ladies Home Journal...

 

Do you like long walks on the beach?

Is ketchup a fruit or a vegetable?

How many times do you shake it when you're done peeing?

 

Yes, long walks on beach are cool.

ketchup is neither but tomatoes are a fruit

Its ok to shake as many times as necessary and sometimes even use tp.
Shake to point where you think you might be playing with yourself, you never know if you will have to pull it out later.

 

wait a minute....I bet this new bugman isn't actually bugman at all!

I bet it's whispers/yummy/whatever the hell he called himself after that...

 

I was wondering if it was Michael...would be wierd if Michael came back as 3 different people...but then Michael was wierd, but obviously still good enough to get people to post about

so when I wrote "and ya said I ain't right about anything" it was a comment to Michael.

 

Nope. Michael has a very distinct typing pattern. You can always tell when he's back. He types like he's typing a poem, even if it's just shit