Ewwwwww

Discussion in 'Pure Bull' started by YellowBellyHippy, Sep 15, 2005.

  1. YellowBellyHippy

    YellowBellyHippy Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Well my dog just puked up scrambled eggs that she ate off the table and then puked them all back up and re-ate them.:p yuck!!!
     
  2. annabegins

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    hippies are all about recycling,right? lol :)
     
  3. TheLizardKingMike

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    Yeah they'll do that.
     
  4. oblivion

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    jesus christ, thats fucking gross! did it make you retch?
     
  5. mystical_shroom

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    haha, my dog blew chuncks all over the side of my wall once and I went to go get something to clean it up with, he was helping himself to it.. He was licking it all up, like it was chefboyardee or something..it smelled foul, but he loved it...left less for me to clean up..
     
  6. FlyingBurritoBro

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    Hell, my dogs'll even eat what I throw up. A very desirable perk. A close second is being able to wipe greasy hands on them on camping trips. If they'd just leave your toilet paper buried.
     
  7. hillbillygal

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    My husband and some friends were eating mussels and they gave my puppy some. I told him not to do it but what do I know? I'm just the dog's caretaker. So what happens? Right, she got sick multiple times in the yard. Very Very Gross.
     
  8. FlyingBurritoBro

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    Were the mussels okay? I mean, could you still use them?
     
  9. grimjivey

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    I have a 80lb. 11 month old rottie mutt. He picked up what looked like a 2 year old roadkill squirrel, when I was walking him. I couldn't bring myself to grab the nasty thing away, so I let him have it. He puked it up when we got home, after I went to sleep. He must have played with it for a while cuz the smell was all over. When I found him, he was just finishing eating it for the second time

    Gotta love them puppies
     
  10. RetiredHippie

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    I had a lab that chewed on frozen turds (hers BTW).
     
  11. FlyingBurritoBro

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    You can always count on labs to do the right thing. :)
     
  12. soaringeagle

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    i had a dog eat a condom, shit it out. & re eat it..
    is that worse?

    she actualy ate 3 condoms, but only "recycled" the 1
     
  13. FlyingBurritoBro

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    But not a LAB. See, labs always do the right thing. And THAT shit is WRONG! All of a sudden, vomit seems like a good thing to eat, huh tarabelly?
     
  14. YellowBellyHippy

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    Hahaha well, it was my chihuahua that barfed the eggs.... My lab came over right away to try and help out by eating some vomit but my chihuahua scared him off by her fierce growling. She was very protective over that yummy egg vomit.


    EWWW!

    And soaring eagle! Thats gross! I used to have a dog that would dig my maxi pads out of the garbage and eat them. She would do it when I was gone and one time I brought this guy home and was mortified when I opened my door to see bloody maxi pads torn to shreds all over the floor!
     
  15. FlyingBurritoBro

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    Shoot that dog! lol! My roomate (since this has turned into embarrassing dog stories) who was talking to our nieghbor, sitting on our stoop, when his Sheltie walked up behind him and peed on his back! Same dog dug up a crap pile on a camping trip and came back with it smeared all over his head and back.
     
  16. RetiredHippie

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    My foremention turd tossing lab also pissed on my bosses shoe. Luckily he was a dog lover.
     
  17. TheStoon

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    My darling cats are always providing each other nice warm recycled meals, they never eat their own barf tho - just each others.

    Once of my cats has a nice habit of peeing in girls handbags, last 3 girlfriends i have taken home shes done it to them all.. charming thing that she is! ;)
     
  18. FlyingBurritoBro

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    Since it's gone to cats... I have one that's too gross to even think about. I'm prolly gonna have to see a doctor now that I'm reminded of it. We had this mutt until recently (he was 15) and when I had outside cats he would wait for them to crap, something he found...appetizing. Anyway, they'd be doing their deal over a hole but this guy was way too impatient for that, cuz he wouldn't let it hit the ground. He'd get it straight from the source. Ahhhhh! I'm dry heaving from the visual... That is the most disgusting thing I've ever witnessed. Why do they do that?! I mean, you can really love a dog, until they eat cat shit. Then you loose all respect for them. <shivers, chokes back bile> Whew! I gotta go take a shower now to feel better...
     
  19. FlyingBurritoBro

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    Well, today they didn't do the right thing. And when my wife finds out they ate 2 pr of her shoes and 4 pr of her panties while I was in here lookin' at nekid earth mamas and shootin' the shit w/ friends, I'm one dead burritobro!
     
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