i think i've discovered the secret to spontaneious combustion..

hold in all your gasses when you're having really bad gas, and after a few hours drink some really really hot hot sauce, preferably something that has "flames" or "fire" in the title..

because fire and gas don't mix.

 

deep...

 

I feel like I'm going to spontaneously combust at all times... I don't think its gas.

 

watch the south park episode 'spontaneous combustion'. Apparently it happens when you get a new boyfriend/girlfriend and hold your farts in all the time. Presumably the gas self ignites when the pressure is sufficient!

 

ya know how a compost heap can spontaniusly cumbust, cause decomposition creates heat, & if the heat gets hot enough it ignites? i think its the same, when you waste your life & do nothing but slowly rot, you might go up in flames..



do i smell smoke?

 

you know, when dave and i first got together he held all his farts, until eventually his burps started smelling like a skunk's ass. honestly, that was way worse than a fart. so one day he looked me right in the eye and farted. i was HORRIFIED. then i laughed my ass off because it was so bizarre. and this is the man i married. but he's not allowed to drink heineken anymore.

 

heineken causes farts?

 

horrible, smelly, ripe nasty ones. at least in my husband. i call them heinie-stink.

 

how can you differentiate between that and the rancid smell of heineken itself? i bet it was more from the open bottles laying around.....blegh, that stuff is terrible

 

Ahah. Wow, Chuck. That's just fantastic.

KC... ahahahahha.

 

by the way..alcahol is flamible too,
breathalizers only measure blood alcahol levels, but over long term use alcahol must also build up within the cells themselves
is it possible then that once your body reaches a saturation point, your own cells heat generation, or your nervouse syystems electrochemical "spark" could ignight the alcahol stored up in muscle organs & fatty tissues?

?(just a theory to get the thread back on track)

 

i think it's often a case of something we don't know is on us combining chemically with something else...just a mix of bizarre happenstance and bad luck.

 

i think its from idiots thinking drinking rocket fuel gets you high

 

you mean it DOESN'T? how about shooting it up?