Why Mac computers Suck

-What fun is a computer that works the first time?
-Since you donlt have viruses or adware you have to do real work!
-What's with the silver GUI? Where's the big green START button?
-On mac you find file, in windows, files find you!
-People come up and ask you mac questions "Why a mac? Can you run Trojans? How about word, does it get word?"

-They cost more than a windows computer, and last longer. You'll be stuck with the same crappy model for years!
-Your friends wil become envious and throw rocks at you.
-people will come up at random and tell you why they KNOW macs suck.

 

Yeah. Macs also lack the right-click functionality.

 

Do you know WHY they only have 1 button? Because, being gorillas, mac users can't grasp the concept of two buttons. Also, the single button is big enough for them to operate.

 

All computers seem to have problems, Macs, Windows. This is still a fairly new technology constantly evolving and updating itself. Computers are not your fridge, so they will crash and burn once in a while.

 

I thought it was because Mac users only have pseudopods.

 

Apple actually came out with a multibutton mouse a couple months ago.

Oh, because ctrl clicking is so much easier than simply just holding down the right click?

I don't like when people think that just because they use a certain type of computer they're any more smarter than the other user. PC snobs and Mac snobs annoy me.

 

Yes I know about the multibutton. So, it took them THAT long to design one? The new mouse looks retarded too.

Who cares. I'm bored.

I don't think I'm any smarter than some other users. Well, yes I AM smarter than most computer morons (cuz, you know, AOL gets their customers from SOMEWHERE). And macs ARE supposed to be easier to use, right? So then it does require more brainpower to operate a windows box.

 

RE: Yeah. Macs also lack the right-click functionality.

No they don't.

And BTW the reason for the multiple button mouse is actually cause others ripped off Mac, but Mac patented the one-click mouse. Hence the two extra, useless buttons they eventually figured out a use for.

 

five words: PC's: we got more games.

 

Good Point, but I think That might also apply for the game boy SP

 

ram allocation

I would only use a mac for graphics or video editing

if I had either of those as something that I would actually do enough to need a dedicated box for, right there, macintosh,

but they suck horribly at so many things pc's do so well, linux and windows machines, I've heard good things about osx, but I haven't myself played with it, so I don't know,


my only problem is windows gave up a lot of their former ram allocation lead with this method of operating system they're using now, god they shoulda stuck w\ dos base.....

(last bit was not objective, my first real computer experience was with dos and frankly I love it)

 

Recently picked up a mac for a family member.

They are good for stability.

 

Better then the one button mouse, the StupidMouse! http://www.dumbentia.com/pdflib/stupida.pdf (Adobe REquired)