I hate that fuckin' song Chop Suey. As for not having experience... Think about it from their perspective. Would you hire someone without (a complete gamble) or someone where you can call their past employers and check them out. Its why you have to start at the fuckin' bottom of the barrel. Apply at McDonalds.
First of all, time doesn't exist. Second, I know what you're talking about... I've been waiting for hormone therapy for 6 years...