this chic..............

this chic dancerannie keeps hitting on me....and she keeps sending me nuddies

what is a lonely cow herder to do?

 

*swoons*

You're so irrisistable, I can't help falling in love with you. You brave cowherder, you...

 

hey...

I wanna see the proof of these nudies

:X

 

Me too!

 

Oh...

You can see all the nudies you want *giggles*

 

um...what about 121

 

umm..me too..hehehe

 

i think she only likes me because of my job....

 

i used to work on a cow farm, god it was the worse job i ever had!!!!! wading knee deep in liquid cow shit, the owner of the farm was a boxer, & practiced on the cows, & ocasionaly beat them with canes & numchucks.. & broke theyre tailes dozens of times..i was living there, & barely made enough $ for food & not enough to get away from there..it was the shittiest job in thre world

the only good thing about it was he had a little hidden weeed crop i found
wasnt exactly what i'd call a attractive job at all..lol

 

thats terrible.....and we do not eat cows here....i collect their poo and sell it at market...

 

lol thats umm.. interesting..lol annie likes poo farmers?

never woulda guessed..lol

 

yeah what can i say ...cows are holy here...so my product holy poo facial products is one of the top sellers here...

 

ahh i just noticed your from india

i dunno if i could ever concider a cow holy personaly..lol but i'm glad theyre at least respected.. it wasabout 3-4 months after i escaped that job that i stopped eatting meat.. & that was a long time ago.. something like 22 years
in a way i feel like all animals are holy..unfortunately modern domesticated cows in most places have been so geneticaly currupted, they hardly ressmble what a natural cow should be

 

Their just burgers...

 

the farmer and the cowhand certainly can be friends....

 

how dare you say that....may your ass get a thousand boils

 

*joke omitted*

 

If Indians don't eat beef then what meat do you use in your curries?

 

why use meat at all? yuck
but how did a thread anout sweet annie turn into cow poo & dead things?
lets get back on track..
annie, your always amazing
much love & respect..& bellybutton pokes

 

BBQ'd spare ribs smothered in BBQ sauce... HOW THE FUCK can that be yuck? WTF?