lol, ok, are we gonna start making new threads now everytime we take a piss? or should we just make 1 nice neat tidy "bathroom activity log" thread to keep it simple?
Death's log afterlife date 5432109.8 I went to the bathroom and sat on the toilet. I flexed my sphyncter and diarrhea came out. water splashed on my anus. I cleaned up, washed my hands and left. 5432110.0 brushed teeth, shaved and showered. dried off and left bathroom with boxers and jeans on 543210.8 urinated for about 45 seconds. looked in mirror and noticed i had boogers. so i cleaned my nostrils. washed hands and left.
Now that's boring Death. Why don't you tell us how it made you FEEL when you flexed your sphyncter? Was the sensation exhilirating, fascinating, titillating perhaps? And what about conflict and obstacles? Did you ever run out of toilet paper or splash urine on the floor and try to blame it on the dog? You gotta tell us a STORY!
I could tell you the story about the one time . I was reeeeeeely hungover from mixing liquor and stuff. I was sittin on the toilet with the super alcohol runs and it would nt stop. i started feeling queezy. I knew i was gonna puke.. but just as soon as i had that thought, it was right at the top of my throat. so obviously i couldnt stand up and turn around to puke in the toilet, cuz then id shit all over the place. So I leaned over and tried to puke in the toilet through my legs. It didnt work too well.. I puked all over my cock, red chunks in my pubes, all down my legs and the front of the toilet and floor. I had sickness coming out of both ends at the same time.
I just got done taking a shower and dying my hair. I am going to go to bed soon too. I mean its only 4:30 in the moring. I never went to sleep yet
Lmao....ok, this thread lasted longer than I thought it would. But to update, I just shaved my legs, they feel silky smooth.
