ahah... :D

i guess "i broke up with my boyfriend"
although it sorta didnt work like that raz IMed him, pretending i was cheating on him with him (raz).
ahah and he got super pissed to the point where he said "if its true then we're over"
it was awesome :H that way i didnt have to do it myself. ahahahha. i was gonna break up with him tomorrow, but now i looooveeeee rasmus for doing that. thank you rasmus


oo, so anyway. once i thanked my boyfriend for breaking up with me, he started making fun of my looks and the fact that im a cutter

 

Over an IM? How tacky.

 

over an im what? the fact that he broke up with me?

 

Oh you had an internet boyfriend .. At least you don't feel sad cuz you broke up ..

 

ahhah oh btw i wasnt planning on having him break up with me like this. i was just planning on taking care of everything tomorrow
but he got too pissed off at the joke and took it so seriously that he just did my work for me

 

whhhaaat. no, i know him in real life. lmfao

 

yes sir.

 

yeah i know. hes the second person ive dated whose done that. im not pissed because i really didnt like him and i would expect such a thing from him :H

 

kick him to the curb, hun.

 

haha

 

well no wonder he got pissed off, I wasn't exactly being nice to him

 

Ahaha. Bout time. But if I were him I would cry...alot...

 

whats up with ur signiture.

 

What is pizza, man?

 

hahaha that's so fucking awesome

it didn't work when i told him me and shelly slept together

 

easiest way to break up with someone ever....


I'm just more attracted to your mother......

 

Well you probably didn't insult him as much in the process, ahaha, he's such a fucking tool. Gawd I enjoyed that

I loved the ending

fiskensuger: dude, you lost of fox... You can't be too stupid to be hurt =D
fiskensuger: Be hurt, it's so much fun
Pandassasinator: im not

Yeah, buh huh, I'm not Cause that doesn't seem fake

Ahaha... Besides you probably didn't have shelly backing it up either

 

stop bragging.


:$

 

Never!

 

he kept calling me a snob at lunch
at least im not a retarded ESE kid who "looks like a prepubescent elf", mutters everything, cant make the first move, tries to make his girlfriend do his homework for him, and says a bunch of swear words thinking it sounds cool, when it really sounds extremely stupid.