When Martha Stewart went to jail, she had to bend over and spread 'em. Feel sorry for the lady that had to do her cavity check.
ew, the poor woman probably lost a finger from the sheer tension in that frigid, tight assed bitch's anal retentive cavity.
While there is no disputing the fact that she is a bit, um, anal retentive, she does at times have some awesome ideas for things to make. Sometimes it's all a bunch of fluff, but I will give her some credit for being creative and inspiring creativity. Then again, it's probably her writers that come up with 99% of the stuff. *lol*
ugh. hate her. always have. she reminds me of my step dad's super evil ex wife. what a freaking nightmare.
