Trouble looking straight

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by bird_migration, Sep 22, 2005.

  1. Duncan

    Duncan Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I don't think it's funny to make fun of a deformity... and even less fun to write about having one that isn't real.
     
  2. bird_migration

    bird_migration ~

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    I think you are a boring fuck and need to grow a sense of non-seriousness.
    Probably you are American.

     
  3. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    Is that why you're only showing half your face in that picture? I bet your other eye's pointing down or something.
     
  4. Insomniac_devi

    Insomniac_devi Beast Toast

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    When people make fun of you for it, just look at them and say, "Oh, that's nothing. You should see the giant warts on my ass!"

    Heh, don't worry about what they say, they're petty and stupid.
     
  5. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

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    what other language do you speak bird?
     
  6. bird_migration

    bird_migration ~

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    What does that have to do with looking straight?
     
  7. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

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    you said that in english you thought it was called having a lazy eye
     
  8. bird_migration

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    Ah, now it makes suddenly sense.
    As other languages I speak Dutch, German and a little bit of a lot of other languages.
    *glowing with proudness*
     
  9. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    I think he just wants to send you sweet nothings that the rest of us can't read.
     
  10. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

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    don't worry chaos i wont cheat on you, you're my catcher
     
  11. bird_migration

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    So now I am in the middle of a love-triangle or what?
     
  12. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    no, sultan's just having wet-day dreams again.... he's all yours buddy.
     
  13. bird_migration

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    Idiot, you know very well that I like teh girlz.
     
  14. Duncan

    Duncan Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I have stated my opinion and I stand by it. With comments such as these and the original post it is no wonder that you have such high numbers of comments. I don't have any burning need to flame other users here, pass judgement or attempt to assassinate character based on a user's nationality or heritage.

    I also would tend not to be so presumptuous as to inform others what he or she needs to grow. Then again, boring f**k is not my assessment of any human condition.
     
  15. lovelightlisa

    lovelightlisa Senior Member

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    born cross-eyed is a damn-straight sweet grateful dead tune though.
     
  16. randy

    randy Member

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    lmao at this thread's replies hahaha :D good stuff

    but seriously anyoen who points and or laughs tell them to screw off

    its not anyones fault to have bad eyes or bad what have you

    hell i only have my two big top front teeth and a few bottom teeth left now(11 total) but no one ever stares or laughs or anything so i have no chance ot ever tell them to screw off or anything- but i would,

    whats funny though and helps- is that the younger kids alot of the time they will say im a rabbit and laugh or smile

    thats pretty cool. it helps. hehe

    i cant find a pic im smiling in though, hmm http://www.picturetrail.com/gallery/view?p=999&gid=4442402&uid=2269104


    good luck
     
  17. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    no, you put it over the stronger, more dominant eye. worked brilliantly for me.
     
  18. RainbowCat

    RainbowCat Senior Member

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    your crazy!
     
  19. NaiveMelody

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    yeah and crosseyed and painless is a fucking great talking heads song :)
     
  20. the6peace8keeper

    the6peace8keeper Born Again Satanist

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    I used to know this dude who had one eye way out of whack, and from time to time id ask him which eye he was looking at me with....dammit I cant remember who this dude was.
     
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