Transporting whales

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by bird_migration, Sep 22, 2005.

  1. bird_migration

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    Hi, I was thinking to start a new bussiness.
    My plan is to transport whales from point A to point B, let us say from one waterpark to another.
    The problem is, how do I find whales to transport.
    Is it legal to fish for whales and then bring them to a park?
    In that case I could make a lot of money, because I can also sell the whale.

    Any help is appreciated!
     
  2. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    Have you got money?
     
  3. bird_migration

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    Yes, I saved a little.
    About 1,150 euros, even a little more I think.
     
  4. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    .. and you want to take whales out of their natural environment and have them shipped to a fucking fish bowl for financial gain?
     
  5. bird_migration

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    Yes, why not?
    It would be a good business opportunity.
     
  6. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    Your a cancer :(
     
  7. bird_migration

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    Please stay out of this thread if you do not have anything helpfull to post.
     
  8. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    I was being fucking useful... I'm trying to save some whales here :D

    Does anyone else think that catching whales and dumping them in shitty aquariums is fucking wrong? By doing that you prevent them from breeding and kill off a new generation...
     
  9. bird_migration

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    Dude, I have seen whales on the Discovery Channel and they always seem to be in huge groups so no worries about new generations and shit.
    I only want to catch a few of them so I can make a profit with my new business.
     
  10. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    I was just joking around with ya bird ;)

    I'm a marine importer... if you want to make money with me just shoot me a PM.
     
  11. bird_migration

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    Oh, I did not know that.
    What car do you recommend to transport whales?
     
  12. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    i'm thinking of starting up a aquarium, so once you start up your business, and you catch a whale or 2, we can make a deal so that i can use the whale as a main attraction.
     
  13. nimh

    nimh ~foodie~

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    bird, your sig is so huge, it takes forever to scroll thru one of your threads. maybe you could go into the whale sized sig making business?

    ps, free willy!
     
  14. AddictedToStrychnine

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    If am thinking of a new venture: Collecting Skunks, Removing their-scent glands, training them and selling them off as pets....

    Skunks are cute.
     
  15. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

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    That sounds painful. (o_O)
     
  16. bird_migration

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    You are a really, really sick person.
     
  17. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    I don't know man this seems like a WHALE of a problem.

    BWAHAHAHA

    I kill me.
     
  18. Rigamarole

    Rigamarole Senior Member

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    Man, I was at the post office today and because my box was 2 INCHES too big, they told me I would have to pay over $100 to ship it. Shipping's such a bitch. I bet with a whale it would be even worse.
     
  19. it is illegal to capture or transport captive whales in nevada....

    now the fact that we are land locked... you know that just begins how fucked up that is


    they usually have specially outfitted cargo containers for whales, you'd definitly need a class a liscense and to get ahole od all the proper equipment you probably need much more than you have, often trucks are just used for the smallest bits, then it's helicopters and cargo transport aeroplanes


    spleen.....
     
  20. AddictedToStrychnine

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    yeah... who else but a sick person would even think of drinking strychnine for kicks? :p
     
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