cannibalism

Come on - who's tried it?

 

Sure, autocannibalism can be fun - yesterday I ate my own legs - but I was thinking more about nibbling surreptitiously on other people on trains and buses or in cars. The trick is to do it without them noticing.

 

im the last of my species but i feast on passing humans within your land carriages all the time

 

....gave me gas

 

yeah... i eat people every day. i have the arms for breakfast, the head for lunch and the body for tea. the legs and feet i save for snacks

*rawr*

 

You really do have some kind of obsession with this don't you? Please explain? Are you another Hannibal?

Ok, have a barbeque. Make sure the weather is really hot. Get all of your guests really really drunk. Then get one just a little too close to the bbq. You could blame the heat for them feeling warm (ie cooking) or the alcohol for them getting too close to the bbq or something..... either way you might get a roasted leg.

PS I don't condone this or suggest that you should try it.

 

That picture in your signature looks like a hill and some sky.

 

It is. Well actually a mountain and sky. The same mountain and sky that I can see out of my window now.

 

Knew it!:sunglasse

 

Well it couldn't be much worse than some of my dear ex-wife's kitchen efforts