nose job

i hate my nose.

i HATE it.

it's like my dad's nose.

fuck, i didnt try to have it.

ive always had a good body

BUT

my nose fucks up my face and i HATE it.

makes me want to die.

how much would it cost me?

 

Thousands of dollars. I got a job done yesterday, by this nice girl who lives down the street. She's no doctor, but it only cost me ten bucks. Hurrah.

 

I say get a body job. Look exactly like yer dad.

 

Good grief.

 

well, matt...

im sorry but i hate my nose. i have always hated it.

it makes me cry....

 

Its just a nose. I like your nose.

 

At least you had nothing to do with the creation of this supposedly ugly nose. I, on the other hand, turned my nose crooked by cracking it all the time and picking my right nostril when I was little.

 

LMAO.... that's funny.

 

I would give you a nose job, but I doubt it fits.

 

Well, you know what they say Trish:

Whine all you want, but you can't pick your nose!

Hahahahaha! I love puns! Hahahahahaha! I...am so alone.

 

What does it cost you?

A 20mph car accident and a toll free call to the insurance company.

 

Yo....that's a damn good idea.

 

I knew you would like me for my brain, someday.

 

yes, bogs, you're brain is so beautiful. i have always admired you for it.

 

OMG! Give over! People in Calhoun can tell what my last name is just because of my nose. Everyone on my dad's side of the family has the same huge nose. But you know what? I would rather have lipo, I don't give a shit about my nose, I'm sick of being a fat ass. Trish your nose is fine! You're pretty the way you are.

 

I hate my nose too, Trish. It would be OK but it has a bumpy, hump bit at the top, if it didnt have that it would be OK but also it extends forward just a tad too much making me paranoid about my profile.

 

be happy with what you have; it makes you more beautiful

 

my nose isn't large but its got a bump on the bridge because i have broken it twice(ehh.......my brother the first time so I, personally, only broke it once....)
but i wouldnt get a nose job because thats my nose and its a part of me and i dont want to change that. so trish just think about that.. its a waste of money really i guess but if it gives you more confidence or anything i guess its your choice and do what feels right.

 

"but i wouldnt get a nose job because thats my nose and its a part of me" -moonjavaseed

exactly. it makes you who you are. tells a story, right? i think it's cool. a storybook of some sort.

 

you guys TRULY make me smile.

much love,

trish