What an amazing place..

Discussion in 'Amsterdam' started by Turbu1ance, Sep 20, 2005.

  1. Turbu1ance

    Turbu1ance Member

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    Greetings,

    I just got back from Dam today, wishing I was still there..
    What a fantastic place, where laws are so relaxed I was able to buy/smoke
    all types of different weed/hash/skunk.

    The Red Light District's jokes aswell..
    Just avoid Croydon Hotel, couple of doors from The Greenhouse..

    P3ace

    Turbu1ance

    A man walks into a bar and asks the barman for a glass of water. The barman gets a gun out and points it at him. The man, though startled, says thankyou and walks out with a smile on his face. Why?
     
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    Because he had hic-ups.?

    Welcome to the site, btw,
    glad you had a good time.
    Was the hotel very bad then.?
     
  3. mafuman

    mafuman Banned

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    Hi guys, yeah i gogled the question to find the answer. I would never have figured it out.
    Glad you had a great time in Amsterdam.
     
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    I know another one.
    I got this one instantly upon hearing it like the one above.LOL

    A woman shoots a man then holds him under water then hangs
    him up to dry but the man is not dead. Why.?
     
  5. mafuman

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    its a photograph?
     
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    way too easy, eh.!

    OK I know another

    A hermit is living in some woods in an old hut. He has a candle a stove and a lamp,
    with just one match left which should he light first.?
     
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    I know it, I know it, I know it, THE MATCH!!!!!!!!!!!11
     
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    Well done Fedor, you are correct.

    OK one more then,

    A man who has lived alone for 10 years finally goes out and
    swithches the lights out when he goes, but 10 men die, why.?
     
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