Back a couple years ago we would just say "Lets go work on the essay"....seein how we used to get blazed and when we all left people would have to type papers or something. Now I just hold out the bong or pipe and ask if anybody wants a hit.
The last time I saw Crosby, Stills, and Nash, Stephen was around and he knocked a monitor off of the stage.
A story: I was calling up a guy who said he wanted to buy some shit. So I call up, and his dad picks up "Hi , who is this?" "It's poop from joke's world lit class." "Hey dude, you know my parents record this phone?" "silence" "silence" Me:"Well, we have to do an eigth of a page tonight, it's worth 55 points tomorrow". I'm not too subtle :/
Heh, me and my friend used to use "playing GTA: III" mean getting drunk and "playing GTA: Vice city" mean smoking up. we havnet assinged something to san andreas yet.. opiates maybe?
Bake is our universal word. For example, "lets go to Mike's Bakery" would be "lets get high at Mike's house". Enough to maybe rouse suspicion if someone was closely listening in, but not enough to tip them off that something illegal was going down at Mike's house that night.
i usually mention something about the pythagorem theorem. nah weed = "buddha" dealer = "angle" (sounds weird but dealer is too ghetto lol) and beyond that we can use normal slang and our parents dont know...u know fags bowls etc
we call it going for a chop or chopping. and the stem and cone peice for the bong the chem and phoney
I think I've mentioned this on the forums before, but we used to call weed skateboards and smoking would obviously be skating. It was also an excuse to explain to our parents why we would spend hours at the park.
i'm with roaming gnome, thats a good one, but u have to produce a skateboard. usually i just say i'm going to jakes or whoever and we just strol around