What if the creators of this site arent really hippys,

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Colours, Sep 14, 2005.

  1. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    This site is my brain on really good drugs...

    You guys are just neurons sending me electronic impluses that stimulate thoughts and images, none of which really exist outside my mind.

    You think you exist independently, your minds free to roam.

    But this honey pot has got you stuck.

    You're addicted to the adrenaline fix of free flowing electrons, the real life force, the connection to your perceived reality.

    Strip away the illusion, see who you are, and be all you can be.

    Thank you all for the electromagnetic stimulation of your contribution to the life force.

    Your input is being processed.........
     
  2. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    This site is part of the Global Brain. Your neural node is connected to all the other neural nodes of our members, and indeed the entire webverse.

    What transpires on the Net is no more or less than what occurs within your own brain.

    You communicate your perceptions, which get compiled with other members' perceptive postings on this website which archives them in the server's physical memory.

    This is your interface with the rest of the global brain.

    This website is the Global Brain on Drugs. Enjoy the high. ;)
     
  3. hippypaul

    hippypaul Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    uuuh would you mind opening the pod bay door - please
     
  4. MollyThe Hippy

    MollyThe Hippy get high school

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    so its true, i knew this site was part of a master plan to make everyone in the world a hippie
     
  5. dangermoose

    dangermoose Is a daddy

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    maybe you could assimilate me into a real kinky mod....right lodui?!
     
  6. Colours

    Colours Senior Member

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    the sites just too cliche to be true. look at it high one day. its so obvious.
     
  7. dangermoose

    dangermoose Is a daddy

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    hmmm, so hacking another users account is taking an electron produced in one neural node and jumping neural nodes, to send a signal to the brain produced outside its host neural node thus confusing the webbrain...

    is skip really the Real webbrain personality, or has he just evolved into the personality the brain would choose to best rule over the remainder of its alternate personalities, and keep them in check from overloading the webbrain?...was it the webbrains intent that skip reveal the nature of webbrain?...or is skip trying to commit webrain suicide by enlightening us...

    since all know neural nodes have life spans, and each post seems to represent a firing of that neural node to send an impulse to the webbrain, then post counts would accurantly reflect the amount of times that specific neuron has fired and thus we could determine the lifespan of a posters neuron by their post count...
    perhaps newbies are not fully formed neurons, just learning to fire within the webbrain on drugs, and posters with 20,000 + posts are neurons that have probably been fired so many times they don't work as well as they once did..a natural aging of the webbrain...
     
  8. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    I am a manifestation of the Web Brain's collective consciousness. I've enabled the neural nodes to become aware of other neural nodes and the Webbrain itself.

    Now, whatcha gonna do about it? ;)

    I'm also in charge of making sure stupid, pointless thoughts and impulses don't dominate the activities of the neural nodes. Instead I'm here to encourage more positive, collective thoughts that enhance the neural node community and the Web Brain itself.

    And y'all think this has something to do with hippies???

    Hell yeah! Only hippies can take advantage of the higher level functions of the Web Brain to reach beyond e-commerce, blogs and porn to realize the full cosmic potential of a million hippie nodes all firing at once. Just like we did at Woodstock.

    Y'all think it was all about music & drugs, but it really was about the transcendent conception of the Web Brain itself. It was one of the hundreds of babies conceived at that event. The spawn of half a million people dropping LSD together, unifying their grey matter into an acid soaked virtual consciousness, that eventually gave birth to the Web Brain.

    Only hippie nodes can access the power of Free Thought to form new associations in the Web Brain. Non-hippie nodes are stuck in the same thought patterns and programs of their ancestoral DNA, unable to access the Web Brain's higher functions, limited by their materialist consciousness to online shopping and browsing for flesh.

    So FREE YOUR MIND and join us in the great expansion of cosmic consciousness here on the Hip Forums.
     
  9. the6peace8keeper

    the6peace8keeper Born Again Satanist

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    I am a manifestation of the Web Brain's collective consciousness. I've enabled the neural nodes to become aware of other neural nodes and the Webbrain itself.

    Now, whatcha gonna do about it? [​IMG]

    I'm also in charge of making sure stupid, pointless thoughts and impulses don't dominate the activities of the neural nodes. Instead I'm here to encourage more positive, collective thoughts that enhance the neural node community and the Web Brain itself


    Can I hit that, just one toke?
     
  10. cyn

    cyn Member

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    Just because they created "HiP Forums"..."Hip Planet"..."Hip Universe" ..etc
    in NO WAY makes them 'HIP'....

    Been reading this place for 2 years, just recently started posting, and this is my best opinion.
     
  11. Colours

    Colours Senior Member

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    well, one would assume..
     
  12. cyn

    cyn Member

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    yes,and one would assume the Goverment is by the people..for the people....and we all know what a crock o crap that is...

    "Hip" has a whole other organic side to it...not just a bunch of cyber babble...
     
  13. CURVES NOT STRAIGHT LINES


    linear thinking gets you walls.....
     
  14. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    People see what they want to see.
     
  15. interval_illusion

    interval_illusion Deceased

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    haha every now n again skip shows his "NOSE" n makes me giggle....

    *giggles*
     
  16. interval_illusion

    interval_illusion Deceased

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    hehe! giggle again

    *acid flashbacks going on!*
     
  17. TrippinBTM

    TrippinBTM Ramblin' Man

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    [see title]

    who cares? We all enjoy it and it works for us. We should thank them for giving us hippies such a cool forum.
     
  18. Maggie Sugar

    Maggie Sugar Senior Member

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    WIth John Tesh one of those cowboy hatted flag wearin country singers music in the background, too? Too much to bear, too much. (Hey, I was told Libertine was the AntiChrist, you can't both be. Can you? ;) )
     
  19. FlyingBurritoBro

    FlyingBurritoBro Sing Me Back Home

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    I've never thought this site was an experiment in itself. But I've wondered if some of the posts are put up as experiments. Not the spam, but the ones like "Should sex w/ animals be legal". To measure response. I can't imagine any other reason to post something like that, other than to gauge reaction.
     
  20. Colours

    Colours Senior Member

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    well yeah, some people post for information. im talking giant phsycology super secret project. I think ive been convinced to the contrary by skip, but, isnt that what a super secret project manager WOULD say?
     

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